From: Kaoru Nagisa Subject: [EVA][FanFic][Lemon] Adam and Eve in Wonderland I am way bored, so I thought to myself what is the best way to be not bored. Lemons, are always interesting and fun so I thought let me try one. So I thought about ideas and this is what came. There will be two parts of this a shojo ai and shonen ai. Here goes the shojo ai one the shonen ai follows it. Enjoy! Kaoru Nagisa of Tabris Enterprises presents.. [LEMON] ______________________________________________________________________________ "Adam and Eve In Wonderland" It was a bright 7:30 in the a.m. and Maya Ibuki was twisting in her bed. She seemed to be having a bad dream. She shot up and looked at her clock that read 7:31. "I'm late!" The woman swiftly dressed and grabbed some toast. She shoved it in her mouth and ran out of her apartment door. She slid down the banister railings and leaped through the front door. "I am sooo late!" Maya said to herself as she ran. Suddenly she saw Seyoko Okazaki on a skateboard wearing a playboy bunny outfit. Maya looked at the red haired woman curiosly and during that time the two women fell into a black hole that seemed to appear out of nowhere. When Maya landed she noticed a door that seemed to have a girl attached to it. The girl was Aoi Tamashi. Suddenly Aoi's head shot up and Maya fell back in surprise. "Ohayo!" Aoi said. "Aoi, what are you doing here?" Maya asked. "Please come through this door." Aoi said. "This is a door, I thought it was you." Maya said. Aoi began laughing maniacally. "Well where are the knobs?" Maya asked. "Right here!" Aoi said as she propped up her breasts in her hands. Maya began to stutter and fell back. Aoi grabbed Maya's hands and brought it to feel on her now unclothed breasts. "Where'd your clothes go?" Maya asked. Aoi pulled Maya closer, and Maya defying all laws of matter went through the valley of Aoi's breaststo the other side of the door. Maya was now in a forest. She looked up to see Misato Katsuragi and Akemi Satsuke clad in chinese karate oufits. She noted to herself how the two looked exactlt alike. "What are you two doing here?" Maya asked. Thw two smirked in unison and then jmped in the air doing a flying kick towards Maya. "I can't fight, I renounce violence!" Maya announced. "Then you're in the wrong show!" Misato and Akemi said in unison as they pulled out two machine guns each and began firing at Maya. Maya began running away crying. The two purple haired women shot a hole in the ground that Maya fell through. She fell for a while and then noticed that her little Nerv mini skirt was caught on a breaking branch. When the branch gave way she crashed to the ground with a *THUD!* She crawled to where she saw a tea kettle pouring tea into a cup. The cup floated over to Maya and had a sign on it that said DRINK ME. Maya drunk it thinking that it might help her get home but instead she shrunk. "I shouldn't have drunk it." Little Maya said as she walked and looked up she saw Megumi Ikeda, Rei Ayanami and Dr. Noriko Akagi. Megumi was dressed as a Mad Hatter. Rei was dressed in a bunny outfit and Noriko was wearing a mouse outfit. Megumi pointed her wand at Maya and teleported her up onto the flower where the three women were drinking tea. Megumi grasped Maya to her and began fondling her breasts. "What are you doing here?" Megumi asked seductively. "Stop that, that's what I wanna know!" Maya screamed. "You chould relax Ibuki-san" Rei said quietly as she removed Maya's stockings. Noriko smiled and slid under Maya's skirt and removed her white panties. Noriko slowly slid her finger finger into Maya's vagina lips. Maya gasped and Megumi shoved her tounge down Maya's throat. Noriko continued to poke into Maya's womanhood and then inserted another finger into the girl. She parted Maya's red lips and slid her tounge inside of the girl tasting Maya's veginal secretions. She began sucking on Maya's enflamed clitoris before blowing and sucking into the girl. With that action Maya's body shuttered and Noriko's face was covered in girlkum. Unknowingly Maya took the tea from Rei and began drinking it. When Maya had grown to regular size she noted how dark it was in the forest and how magically her panties and stockings had appeared on her. "Did I miss work, sempai'll kill me." Maya whined. Suddenly Asuka crawled up behind her in a kitty outfit. Asuka's tail was switching and wrapping around Maya's neck. Asuka then pounced on Maya and straddeled her. "I the Soryu cat" Asuka said as she leaned forward to kiss Maya. Maya felt warm lips on her as she closed her eyes, but when she opened them no one was there and it was bright outside. She saw some Nerv tecnicians painting Eva unit 00. "Why are you doing that?" Maya asked thinking she was finally back in the real world. "Our Queen demands it." One said. "If we don't she'll punish us." Another said. "Oh, I'd love to be punished." They all swooned in agreement. Spiked heals could be heard walking behind Maya. Suddenly Ritsuko was standing there dressed in a S and M push up bra with open areas for the nipples to poke through. The leather bikini bottom had a large erect spike on it. Ritsuko cracked her whip and asked Maya where had she been. Maya tried to apologize but Ritsu was not rying to hear it. Maya started to run as Ritsuko cracked her whip. As Maya ran she noticed Seyoko riding on her skateboard with the playboy outfit on. Suddenly Ritsuko's whip wrapped around Maya and Maya's clothes exploded off of her. Ritsuko was sliding Maya's open legs onto the erect spkie when Maya began screaming for help and shot up in bed.She looked at her clock that read 7:31. "I'm late!" The woman swiftly dressed and grabbed some toast. She shoved it in her mouth and ran out of her apartment door. She slid down the banister railings and leaped through the front door. "I am sooo late!" Maya said to herself as she ran. Suddenly she saw Seyoko Okazaki on a skateboard wearing a playboy bunny outfit. Maya gasped to herself. Caption: [ENDLESS] Touji sat in his mirror brushing his hair getting ready for school. He was already dressed and he had his traditional Japanese breakfast of miso soup and rice. He was just about finished brushing his hair and he smiled at himself in the mirror. Suddenly his reflection winked at him. And it came out of the mirror and kissed him. The reflection pulled him into the mirror. When the boy stood up he noticed Kaoru Nagisa circling over him. Kaoru was completely naked except for a pair of metal briefs with a hole in the front where his penis hung out of. Kaoru had on a dog collar and his nipples were pierced. Kaoru landed on the tall red cross in front of Touji that Touji hadn't noticed earlier. Kaoru gave Touji a primal look. Kaoru swooped down to Touji and pulled down his school pants and boxers. "Hey!" Touji yelled as he pulled his pants back up. Kaoru picked up the boy and began flying away. Out of fear of falling Touji grabbed onto Kaoru's neck. "Where are you taking me?" Touji asked as Kaoru continued flying with a determined look on is face. Touji loked around and noticed how everything seemed backwards, he then began convulsing in Kaoru's arms out of anger and uncomfortability. Kaoru held steadfastly onto Touji unitl Touji fell out of his arms. Touji grabbed one of Kaoru's white wings. Touji fell anyway. When Touji landed he felt a huge hump under him. The 'hump' began screaming. "Would you please get off!" When Touji realized he was on someone he promptly got up. He had landed on the sub commander of Nerv. Or at least it looked like him. He had elf ears and was dressed in a purple thong with purple socks and a short purple shirt. "Gomen Nasai." Touji said trying to apologize. Another man hopped over to where Touji and the Kozo-elf had been. He was dressed in the same outift as the first man only the outfit was white and he had on red glasses. This elf looked alot like the commander of Nerv. "Are you okay?" Touji asked. "I'm alright." Responded the Kozo-elf. The purple clad man hopped up and leaped over to the white clad man. The Kozo-elf walked over to Touji and began caressing him on the cheek. "You're pretty good looking." The man said to Touji. Touji began to blush. "Hey stop teasing that sexy boy." The white elf commanded. The purple elf hopped back over to the white one and leaned against each others backs. "He's pretty sexy and young huh?" Asked the purple elf. The white one nodded in agreement. Both men fell onto their backs seductively. Gendo rolled on top of Kozo and removed the purple thong. His lips slowly went onto the already erect penis. Gendo began sucking gently. His tounge traced circles around Kozo's penis head. Kozo cryed out and Gendo began sucking harder. Gendo with one swift motion took all of Kozo dick into his mouth. Kozo groaned as Gendo licked the shaft of the dick. Gendo began sliding up and down on the length of the cock. He slowly worked his way down to Kozo's balls. He began sucking the older man's balls taking one in his mouth at a time and then all at once. Kozo's head fell back and his entire body climaxed as spurts of semen filled the man's mouth. Gendo drunk all of the semen and then rolled over. Kozo weakly climbed on top and moved his head slowly down towards Gendos' penis. Gendo aimed his penis at Kozo's mouth. Kozo opened his mouth slowly and Gendo forced his penis down the older mans throat. Gendo felt a hot wet mouth working his body slowly. Gendo felt a tremor run through his body and he widened his legs. The hot wet mouth was tugging at him. Gendo's body had become warm and sensitive. Gendo shivered again as he felt a sweet burning between his legs. His thighs stiffened Kozo's mouth and just as he thought the sensation was so great there was a violent rush and then a sudden release. Touji looked on in true horror. "Why don't yuo join us?" Gendo asked. "Yeah, It'll be fun." Kozo agreed beckoning the boy to come over. Touji high tailed it away from the men and ran into an area where there were pieces of floating land. He was cautious not to fall. Until a little transparent butterfly that looked alot like Shinji wearing the yellow dress Asuka wore when he first met her blew him off by accident. He fell again onto what appeared to be a chess board. Makoto Hyuga was there to meet him. He was dressed in a big white egg. "I'm Humpty Dumpty." Touji sweatdropped and rose an eyebrow as a floating chaor picked up Touji. "I just wanna go home." Touji said. "The winnner of the game can go home and the loser must first have sex with me before leaving." Humpty said. "Fine who's my opponent, what's the game?" Touji asked. Makoto pointed at the reflection of Touji that had dragged him into this whole mess. The two began their gruling checkers game. Touji was not really sure of how to play but caught on and was even able to win. If Touji had been a little smarter he would have realized that Humpty Dumpty would still be having sex with him even if he loss. The Touji reflectionremoved his clothes seductively and opened his legs waiting. "Don't do that, Hikari'll kill me!" Touji scremed as he tryed to stop the events. Touji(reflection) had never been fucked before so when Humpty Dumpty removed his shell revealing a muscular nude body, Touji(r) was easily excited. Touji gladly spread his legs and moaned in pain as Makoto pushed into him. It was true pain. But soon the long penis began giving Touji pleasure. Makoto pulled out of the boy and slowly slid back into him making him moan and call out. Makoto continued fucking Touji and they both yelled as they came and collapsed. The real Touji looked on in horror and suddenly the room turned black and he was falling again.Touji sat in his mirror brushing his hair getting ready for school. He was already dressed and he had his traditional Japanese breakfast of miso soup and rice. He was just about finished brushing his hair and he smiled at himself in the mirror. "I'm ready for school." Touji yelped as he got ready to leave. ~The End~ Now that was fun. Flames if you like I don't think it was very goood but I'm not bored at least. There were cameos from Evangelion: R and EvaLeSs without permision. I hope no one who worked on Eva: R gets mad at this fic. It's not supposed to insinuate anything about the charaters sexualities. Just a lemon spoof on a really funny piece of CLAMP animation. E-mail me at kaorunagisa@yahoo.com Oh and the major reason for this fic is to read EvaLess read EvaLess, read EvaLess, read EvaLess, read EvaLess, read EvaLess, read EvaLess, read EvaLess! You won't be dissapointed int the end. I promise.