Katsuragi Misato The Misato Chronicles Part One: The Suzuhara Affair A Neon Genesis Evangelion Lemon Fanfic All apologies to Anno Hideaki Standard Lemon warnings apply Warning: There are spoilers in here. On the other hand, it gets rid of some of the confusion that comes with being an Eva fan who is not in Japan (I think.) Neon Genesis/Shin Seiki Evangelion is copyrighted by Gainax, King Records, Movic, Project Eva, and NAS (whatever that one is) Opening theme: Zankoku na Tenshi no Thesis (Have you heard it? The seiyuu for Rei, Misato, and Asuka all sing at the same time! My favorite version of the song.) Opening Credits: More like a Pink Pineapple teaser than the actual Eva opening. Picture Gendou in string bikini bottoms, and Shinji in a dress, being seduced by Kaoru. [Oh God! Still evil after all these years!! ^_^] "Aaahh! This sucks!", Misato whines sleepily as she gets up to answer the summoning of the doorbell. "Who could it be, this early in the morning, and all?!" She looks at the clock and sees that it is 10 a.m. Misato opens the door, and startles a blushing Touji. "Ah, Major Katsuragi... I need to talk to you about the piloting of Unit 03.", Touji stammers out. "Of course, Suzuhara-kun, come in.", Misato says gently. "T-Thank you." * * * "Humph. Where is that Suzuhara? His printouts are piling up, and I bet that Aida-kun will slack off on his duty to take them to Touji. Isn't that right, Aida-kun?", Hikari asks to a bored Kensuke. Kensuke just shrugs his shoulders and goes back to watching a video that he taped. "Touji's probably at NERV, going over training, or something. So, don't be so upset, Hikari-chan.", an unusually nice Asuka smiles at her. * * * "Please excuse the mess, Suzuhara-kun. Shinji-kun hadn't cleaned the house before school. I'll have to talk to him about it.", Misato says sternly. "But, Major Katsuragi, the calendar here says 'Mi', not 'Shi'.", Touji points out. "Urusai wa, ne. Baka Touji-kun! Oops... for a second, I thought that I was Asuka-chan. Hehhe.", Misato giggles uncomfortably. "Would you like to have something to drink?" "Um, no thank you." "Are you sure? I don't have just beer, you know." Touji shakes his head, no. "Okay, more for me!", she says as she pulls the beer can out of the fridge. Touji notices the shortness of her cut-offs as she bends over and blushes. Misato turns around and notices the stupor that Touji is in. She waves her hand in front of his face. "Suzuhara-kun... Suzuhara-kun... SUZUHARA!", Misato yells into his ear as she whacks him in the back of the head. Touji seems to recover from his 'distraction', yet teeters in his chair and falls backwards onto the linoleum floor. "Aw, shit. He's out.", Misato complains as she drags him out of the kitchen. * * * "You know, Asuka, I don't remember there being any official NERV business scheduled for today.", Shinji leans over to Asuka and whispers. "Shinji no baka! Just because no one tells you about it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. Like, when they picked Touji to pilot the Eva 03, everyone knew about it, and not you. It's because you're not important. Besides, there was no scheduled business for today... at least for us, anyway.", Asuka snaps at Shinji. "Thank you, Asuka.", Shinji mutters sheepishly underneath his breath and sighs quite loudly. * * * Touji was tucked into Shinji's bed. Misato thought that it was only right, since Asuka would whine about a boy sleeping in her bed, and Misato's own bed was littered with crumbs from midnight snacks, among other unneeded items. "Oh well. It looks like he'll be out for a while." Misato gets up from the floor and heads to the door, "Ah, ha! Maybe I can pull Shinji out of class so he can clean the house." She rubs her hands together and laughs evilly. "And then, we could bake some "special cookies!" Ah hah ha hahah!!", she cackles out. A hand grabs her ankle and she hears a low moan. Misato screams and jumps in the air in surprise. "Please... no Sailor Moon... I'm too young to die this way...", Touji pleads between gasps. "What's wrong with Sailor Moon? It was my favorite show when I was a kid. Sailor Venus was the coolest!", Misato grumbles at the boy. "I think that your brain got fried in the Second Impact..." "Oh, yeah? I'll show you!", she says, as she pulls Touji into a headlock. Fortunately for Touji, his head landed right in the side of one of Misato's breasts (E cup! I swear!). She proceeds to 'noogie' Touji, but stops when she feels his hand on the same breast. "What do you think you're doing, Suzuhara-kun?" His finger brushes a nipple. "Um... please... uh... stop...", Misato stammers out, starting to lose herself. Touji thinks to himself, 'My God... these are so big. I could bury myself in these boobs!' His fingers find the buttons on Misato's tank top, and start to unbutton them. 'I can't believe that she's actually letting me do this! Wait until I tell Kensuke!! He's gonna be soo jealous when he hears it!' Misato lets Touji unbutton her tank top, and slip it off of her shoulders. Not bothering to cover herself (I really doubt that she wears a bra under that thing... they bounce way too much), she allows him access to her breasts by taking both of his hands and placing one on each of them. Touji, who is now mesmerized by the sight, and is drooling, snaps out of it when his hands touch the firm flesh. Touji immediately puts his mouth to a nipple and suckles. "Ah, Touji-kun...", she bites her lip. The tongue explores the hard nipple, teasing it and flicking it. Misato moans in pleasure as his fingers pay strict attention to the other nipple, rubbing and pulling on it. Touji looks up from the nipple and says, "I've forgotten something." Misato looks down at him in disbelief. Touji smirks at Misato, and then meets her lips in a desperate kiss. 'He acts just like Kaji, the little twerp. But, try as I might, I can't deny either one of them...', Misato thinks, 'I never could, that's why I never went to class!' They kiss fiendishly, slipping tongues and lips together, as if in a frantic rush to defy time. Misato unzips his athletic jacket, and flings it off, along with his white shirt underneath. She runs her fingers over his developing muscular chest, gently flicking the boy's nipple. Touji softly gasps in her mouth, producing a smile in Misato's mind. She reaches around, to his back, and rubs his butt through his pants. 'The odds have gotten a little too much in her favor,' Touji thinks, 'It's about time that I evened them out.' Touji removes her hand from his buttocks, and places it on the large scar on her chest that she received during the Second Impact. A little taken back, Misato looks at him in surprise. Touji then proceeds to remove her shorts, and finds that she's not wearing any panties. When he looks to Misato for an explanation, Misato blushes and says, "I sleep in the nude, so I rushed to put on something while you were at the door." Touji nods in understanding, and pushes Misato flat on her back, and on Shinji's bed. Misato gasps while falling, but just lays back, wondering what the boy would do next. "Itadakimasu!", he chimes, as he buries his face in between her legs. Misato moans as she feels his lips and tongue caress her outer lips and clit. She places her hands on Touji's head, and works her fingers through his hair. Touji licks fervently around her clit, teasing her, and working Misato into a desperate frenzy to be released. Finally her head slightly clears, 'I am NOT going to let him have this situation. This one's mine. Besides, whoever heard of the younger one being the seducer?!' She picks his head up from her crotch, and makes him stand. Touji looks at her quizzically until she grabs his black athletic pants at the waistband and tugs down firmly, taking his white boxers with them. Misato smiles sweetly at him and asks, pointing at his very hard (and probably painful) dick, "Oh, did I do that? I'm so sorry, allow me to help you with that." * * * "I don't know about this," Shinji says while standing in the middle of class, "I just don't feel right." He turns to Asuka, "I'm going home." "Do what you want, stupid." was his reply. The teacher, as always, didn't notice Shinji walking out of class, or the paper airplane sailing in front of his nose, for that matter. * * * Misato takes a hold of him by the waist and slams him onto the bed, on his back. He looks up at the beauty, and she could see that he wasn't expecting aggressiveness, and that it scared him a little. She smiles at him again just before she straddles his face, and completes (or in NERV's case, would that be "complementation?" ^_^) the 69 position by taking his member into her hand and starts to lick the head softly. Touji resumes his licking on Misato. He couldn't tell if he liked or disliked the taste of the juices coming from her (he could only describe it to Kensuke later as being 'tolerable'), but he liked what his actions did to her. If he pushed his tongue deep in her hole, she would take all of him in a deep throat, and if he suckled her clit, Misato would take his balls into her mouth. "Ah... ah... Misato-san... iku.... ikuyo!", Touji yelled, somewhat muffled by the thigh that was in his way. And with that, Misato was shocked by the first shot into her mouth. She pulled her face away from his penis, most likely in record time, and away from his spurting. "Yuck.", Misato says while she wipes off of the bit that somehow found its way to her face. Then, as an impulse (and to pay homage to an old memory), she stuck the finger with the sperm on it into Touji's mouth, and forced him to swallow. "Heh. You thought that you were the one in charge. Think again.", she smirked at him as he tried to spit out what he was forced to swallow, and then laughed hard at the horrid look on his face. In her laughter, Misato did not notice that Touji was getting up from his lying position and looking at her quite hungrily. "Misato-chan..." "What did you just call me? Have some respe... oh... oh my." * * * On the walk to the apartment building that he lives at, Shinji wondered if Misato was at work, or if she was nursing another hangover. Shinji put his money on hangover. He really wondered why Misato was so irresponsible when she was one of the most important people for mankind's future. But, he had to admit, that when she was doing her job, nothing else mattered to her. Misato had saved his life many times, and he was sure that she would continue to do so. 'Sort of like that ancient cartoon show, Giant Robo.', he smiled to himself, 'Except Ginrei wasn't drunk half of the time, but both of them didn't leave much to the imagination when it came to clothing.' Shinji's cheeks burned crimson, 'And I never wanted Ginrei this badly.' * * * Touji pushed Misato down by her wrists, and pinned her down on the bed. "You were saying, Misato-chan?", Touji slyly asked in-between crushing kisses. He took both wrists into one hand and put most of his weight on them. The other hand, however, wandered down to Misato's crotch. He took his lips off of hers, and proceeded to kiss her earlobe and neck. His hand split her legs apart, and then her lips. She wriggled beneath the boy, starting to lose herself again. Touji plunged two fingers in her, and marveled at the tightness. He had figured that she was no virgin, especially because of what Kaji would hint at him, but he didn't figure her vagina to be so athletic. He stifled a giggle at the thought of her "exercising." "You want me, don't you... Mi-chan?", he whispered in her ear. She gasped, he called her by the name that only Ryouji would call her. "How did you..." She was silenced by his fingers, plunging into her again. "Yes... please Touji.", she begged, "Give it to me, I want it!" Touji was anticipating this (Kaji said this would do it to her), and as soon as Misato finished her pleading, she was rewarded by his (hard-again) dick entering her, roughly. "You're a virgin, how did you know what to do?", she gasped at Touji. He smiled, "Aida-kun has lots of videos." "I figured as much... oh, harder!" Touji was on top of Misato, with her legs spread out underneath him. As he pounded into the dark violet-haired woman, sweat started to appear on his back, and on the backs of his legs. He was fighting the hardest battle to win, trying not to come early. "Lay on your side." "Nani?!" "Come on... Touji-sama. Lay. On. Your. Side." They lay on their sides, with Misato in front of him, with her back facing Touji. She spreads her legs, and reaches between her legs for Touji's member. Touji finally gets the idea, shooes her hand away, and shoved himself back into Misato. He cupped one of her breasts with the hand that wasn't supporting himself and often tweaked the nipple that was most available to him. Somehow, in this precarious position, he manages to lean forward and slip his tongue in Misato's hungry and waiting mouth. (hey, they can do it in Pink Pineapple stuff, so they can do it in Tokyo 3!) They tongue-wrestle for quite a long time, all the while, Touji pumps into the woman with all of his draining strength. In a last-ditch effort to get Misato to come, he pulls himself to his knees, still inside of her, and her props her on her hands and knees. Stroking both breasts, and pounding her as hard as he can, he whispers loudly in Misato's ear, "You don't like me inside of you, Mi-chan?" Evidently that was enough to put her over the edge, and she came loudly as soon as Touji said 'Mi-chan.' Finally, Touji could come, and he did... extensively inside of Misato, somehow causing her to come again. They collapsed on the bed, sweaty, tired, and not knowing what to say to each other. Finally, Misato spoke, "Touji-kun, did you really come here to talk to me about Unit 03?" He gulped, "Not really." Misato giggled, "It's okay. You can come over and talk to me about your "unit" anytime you like." And she planted a small kiss on his nose. "But for now, I think that we need to get cleaned up... come on, you know where the bathroom is." * * * "Tadaima!", Shinji called out. "Hey Ikari... what's up?", Touji came out of the kitchen to greet him. "Having fun at school?" "Uh, yeah... sure. Where's Misato?", Shinji asks. "I'm right here, Shinji-kun." Shinji jumps as he looks behind himself to see Misato, in her other home casual, semi-damp clothes and hair towel. "Katsuragi-ichii, thank you for your counseling. It has been more than helpful.", Touji bowed to Misato. Shinji looked shocked that his friend wasn't falling all over himself to just stutter out "hi", and was even more shocked as he realized that Touji's hair was also damp... as if he had gotten out of the shower 10 minutes earlier. Shinji told himself that it couldn't possibly be so, that it was probably some hair styling product, or a coincidence. "Sure thing, Suzuhara-kun. Come over anytime you need me.", Misato smiled at Touji. "Come on, Ikari. Walk with me to school. I feel like I can tackle half of a day of school.", Touji persuades his friend. "Uh... hai." Author notes: Character's names: [listed in Japanese style, family name first] Ikari Shinji: Pilot of Eva 01, doesn't think that life is worth living, rather shy and thoughtful, in my opinion, a girly-boy (just kidding!) Ayanami Rei: Pilot of Eva 00, currently Rei II, not Rei III, emotionless (soulless) yet beautiful, doesn't know why she exists Soryuu Asuka Langley: Pilot of Eva 02, loves Shinji but won't admit it, bitchy, conceited, smart, and pretty Katsuragi Misato: Head of Tactics at NERV, guardian to Shinji and Asuka, likes beer and sex, her pet is Pen-Pen, and is still in love with Kaji Suzuhara Touji: Pilot of Eva 03 (only pilots it once), is rather macho and blunt (I especially liked the part where he pulled his pants down at Asuka!) Aida Kensuke: A geeky military freak. Good friends with Touji and Shinji. I seriously don't know why they hang out with him. Always with his camera. Horaki Hikari: The class representative, bossy (good friends with Asuka), and is in love with Touji. Akagi Ritsuko: Engineer of the Evangelion units. Beautiful and somewhat cold, college friends with Misato and Kaji; currently having illicit affair with Gendou. Kaji Ryouji: Double agent between NERV and Seele. College roommate was Misato, and is still getting it on with her (despite what she says.) Ikari Gendou: Shinji's father and commanding chief at NERV. An incredible bastard. Ibuki Maya: Deck Bunny #1. Cute short-haired shy deck girl at NERV. Worships Ritsuko. Some Japanese used and some references: "Urusai wa ne, baka..." Asuka says this a LOT to Shinji... and others. It means "Shut up now, stupid Shinji (or insert name)" staple Asuka dialogue "Shinji no baka!" Um.... Basically "Stupid Shinji" "...bake some 'special cookies!' Ah hah..." all you need to do is watch the Sailor Moon Super S Movie. BTW Sailor Moon's voice actress is the same as Misato's. That's why I threw in that little ditty. "Itadakimasu"- said before meals, though I have seen it translated as "For what I am about to receive" or "Time to eat"; also seen in a lot of ecchi manga and doujinshi. "Iku...ikuyo!" When said in this context, means, "I'm coming (or will soon)" The honorific suffixes: -sama: said only in great respect or fear; -san: everyday normal people; -kun: kids and teens call each other this, friends since childhood and adults talking to children use this too; -chan: very endearing, used towards your lover, and children and other people who are beneath you (jeez, did that sound like a pun or what?) "Katsuragi-ichii" This is, of course, Misato's last name, but the -ichii means Captain or Major. I'm planning on this to be a series of lemon stories, all centered around Misato. She's my favorite character in Eva, for the pure reason that she can look all of that tragedy in its ugly face and stick her tongue out at it. Also, she has this great strategic/tactical mind. That's a couple of things that you usually don't see together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Touji's 14 and Misato's 29... so bee eff dee (BFD... haha) Just a sick fantasy of mine. I'm tired of all the Rei/Asuka/Shinji stories, so I decided to write this. (Are there any other Eva lemon stories? I haven't seen any around) Also... yes, I know that after Touji piloted the EVA, that he lost his left arm and leg... but then, this would be sort of an alternate universe lemon, I think that it's believable, considering each character's personality, but not very likely to happen. The reference to Misato's "E-cup" came from the manga of Evangelion. If Yoshiyuki Sadamoto says that she's an E-cup... I'm fine with it! ^_^ Addendum (For those of you who read this far...) Shinji had wondered in his bed why Touji was extra enthusiastic (word never used to describe Touji) at school... he even asked Hikari to meet him after school. He had been giving it thought ever since he had seen Touji that morning, and couldn't figure anything out, so he shut off his DAT player, and decided to go to sleep. Asuka bounded into his room, startling Shinji. She jumped onto his bed, and said, "Let's practice kissing again, I promised this time that I won't insult you right after... Ew! What is that smell! It smells like... Oh no, Shinji... you didn't, did you?" "Aah! What are you talking about Asuka!" "Shinji no baka! You did in your bed and didn't change the sheets!" "Aaaah! I did not!" "Then what is that smell?!" "Actually, it smells of beer... do you think Misato...?" "Shinji, when did you start dressing like Suzuhara?" "What do you mean, Asuka?" "This." She says as she is holding Touji's Fila pants for him to see. It was then that Shinji remembered that Touji surprised the class that day by wearing normal pants... that looked a lot more like Shinji's size than that of his own. "Oh my God!" They shriek together. Katsuragi Misato Yuna@csnsys.com http://www.csnsys.com/yuna/ The Misato Chronicles Part Two: The Ikari Matter Version 1.0 A Neon Genesis Evangelion Lemon Fanfic All apologies to Anno Hideaki Standard Lemon warnings apply Warning: There are spoilers in here (well, not this part). On the other hand, it gets rid of some of the confusion that comes with being an Eva fan who is not in Japan (I think.) Neon Genesis/Shin Seiki Evangelion is copyrighted by Gainax, King Records, Movic, Project Eva, and NAS Opening theme: THANATOS ~If I Can't Be Yours~ Opening Credits: More like a Pink Pineapple teaser than the actual Eva opening. Picture Gendou in string bikini bottoms, being whipped by a dominatrix Rei (think Bakuretsu Hunter), and Shinji in a dress (he feels pretty), being seduced by Kaoru. Hey... I would watch it... now on with the show. ^_^ Knock... knock.... knock...... He hears a faint rustling behind the door, and then... silence. KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK!! Now he hears a violent clatter and a bang. And groaning. The door opens, and Shinji is faced with a very upset Misato. He cringes and says, "Uh, this is a bad time... I'll talk to you later." The boy tries to creep away. Before he has a chance to turn around and run, Misato grabs him by the collar and throws him into her room. Or what could be called a room... or a drop site. Empty beer cans and snacks bags were scattered all over the room. What he presumed to be a clothes hamper was a ton of dirty clothes shoved in a corner. He looked to another corner, and saw Misato's official NERV uniform in a ball.. and it looked like it had been sitting there for months. And it had, since that Jet-Alone affair was roughly three months before, and that was the only time that she had worn the uniform in the past year. He tried not to think about what "pets" other than Pen-Pen that she unknowingly kept. "What did you want, Shinji-kun?!!!", Misato uncharacteristically screamed at him. "Um. Uh.. A... Asu... Asuka wantedtoknowaboutthese!" "What, Shinji-kun?" "Asukawantedtoknowaboutthese!" "Say that again, but slower..." "Asuka wanted to know about these!" "About what, Shinji-kun?" He held up the Fila pants in front of her, only to have her creak out, "Oh my Goddess..." and then proceed to faint. Shinji watched the woman loudly thunk to the ground, unable to let himself believe what Misato had confirmed with a single action. And it's a good thing too.. otherwise he would have left her room before he noticed that her tank top was showing a little more than Misato would have intended. * * * "Eh?! Shinji no baka! Where the hell is he? Oh well, I'll go to school without him. It'll be punishment for him, he won't have a beautiful, intelligent girl like me to walk to school with... He'll just have to walk with the other two Stooges.", Asuka says as she walks out of the apartment door. "Asuka-chan!" "Ohayo, Hikari-chan.. why are you in this neighborhood?", Asuka asks the double-ponytailed girl. "Ohayo, oh.. no real reason." "Just thought that you might want some company walking to school, since Aida-kun and Suzuhara-kun always walk with Ikari-kun.", Hikari tried not to look away from Asuka's prying eyes. "Uh huh. Well, we'll be late if we don't hurry..." * * * Touji wakes up, and looks at the empty spot in his bed. 'Hikari left so soon', he thought, but he felt that it was all for the better. Hikari was always so high strung, and most likely to act really weird around him in public. He wondered if they did the right thing, by spending the night together, and if she would still nag at him like a mother at school. If she started to act differently, then everyone would know that something's definitely up... and if Asuka found out. Touji shuddered at the thought of Asuka in a dominatrix outfit, which she undoubtedly already had in her closet. And then his mind switched to ecchi-mode, and thought of Asuka, still in the dominatrix outfit and laughing, but making Shinji the object of her torture. He shook the thoughts out of his head. "I'll be late for school if I don't get out of bed... now where's my pants..." * * * Knock. Knock. Knock. "Shinji-kun!" "Eh? Ikari!" Kensuke and Touji look to one another. They both shrug their shoulders. Touji leans forward to knock again. "Misato-chan!" Kensuke looked at Touji and tried to figure out if Touji was just trying to get Misato mad enough to come out, or if he had suddenly gotten closer to the older beauty. Considering Touji's usual attitude, he figured that Touji was just being an asshole. Regardless, they still didn't get an answer.. so they left, thinking that Shinji was called in to NERV for another countless test. * * * Shinji did not notice Asuka leaving, or the two boys at the door. All he thought and saw was directly under Misato's revealing tank top. He gulped, flushing brightly. Misato started to stir softly, groaning and rubbing her head. "Itetetetete!" "Uh... Misato-san, daijobu desu ka?" Misato nods, slowly. She rubs the back of her head tenderly, cursing. "Shinji-kun, what happened?" Shinji threw Touji's pants out in the hallway, blushing. "Why, Shinji-kun.. you're blushing! Don't tell me, you're thinking about Rei again... or, could it be Asuka-chan?" She asks playfully, knowing full well about Shinji's concern for Rei. As for Asuka, she knew that even Kaji wouldn't even think of touching that girl. Shinji blushes even redder. Misato walks up to him, slings an arm around his neck, and pulls him into a noogie (notice the similarity to the first lemon? Sheesh... I need to work on writing better... ^_^). Misato finishes by tickling the usually quiet boy into a laughing fervor. As anyone whose ever been tickled knows, you get rather disorientated and prone to tripping over things... and Shinji did just that. But what he tripped on was Misato's ankle, pushing them both forcefully to the floor. Shinji landed on top of Misato, much like he had done with Rei all of those months back, except he wasn't squeezing a breast... he was squeezing a ball of dirty underwear that was on the ground. Shinji grimaced and threw them away from him, not getting up. Then Misato spoke. * * * "You know, Asuka-chan, you don't have your bookbag.", Hikari points out. "Oh shit!" Asuka turns to run, "Come on, Hikari-chan!" Asuka runs back down the street with Hikari, eventually passing Touji and Kensuke. Asuka sticks her tongue out at Touji, and pulls on Hikari's arm to keep her from lagging. "Anta baka! You shouldn't like such a jerk, Hikari-chan!", she says. "Yeah...", was Hikari's dreamy reply. Asuka smacks herself in her forehead, muttering something in German that sounded like "Komm, susser Tod." * * * "Ne, Shinji-kun...." "Uh, Misato-san!" "You really shouldn't wear boxers with such an uncomfortable boner." She smiled up at him. Shinji jumped up quickly. "Ah... uh.... Misato-san! Sumimasen! Sumimasen!" He bowed frantically to her, then got on his knees, pulling a katana from nowhere, evidently meaning to commit seppuku. She started cracking up at the absurd display and snatched the katana from him. "Ha ha.. Shinji-kun! It's okay, really... I know that you've had a thing for me. I could always feel it, and I don't have a problem with it. Besides, you need two katanas, and another person for seppuku." "Uh, it's alright with you... honto?" Misato nodded and grinned. She said a little more seductively, just to get a reaction, "In fact, I'm quite fond of it." She pushes her body closer to his, and feels the temperature in his part of the room rise(if at all possible.) Shinji gulps audibly, blinking. He stutters out, "You really mean that, Misato-san?" She nods and grins again. Shinji, in an act of pure manliness (could this be his berserker mode? ^_^), grabs Misato about the shoulders and kisses her deeply. Now, this was something that Misato was not expecting. She figured that she would have gotten a few more hilarious stuttering blushed words out of him, and then he would have ran to school with a mind-numbing erection. But, as a tactician of her status should know, things rarely ever go as planned. Misato lets Shinji explore her mouth deeply with his tongue, figuring that he would never get the courage up to attempt it again. She rubs up slightly against his body, and receives the appropriate gasp for her effort. She takes his hands from her shoulders, and lowers them to the sides of her breasts, kickstarting an overload of hormones to be produced in Shinji's body. Shinji rubs her breasts softly, letting the soft orbs flow over his fingers. Misato breaks from the kiss only to take the tank top off of herself, allowing him full access to her chest. Shinji gasps for a moment, concentrating on Misato's figure, noticing a little too late that Misato had pulled down his boxers, and had already started to lick his incredibly hard member. Shinji grits his teeth, stifling a moan, and places his hands in Misato's hair, stroking it. Misato looks up at him, with the "Peter-Cam(tm)View", and smiles at the look of utter rapture on Shinji's face. She thinks, "It's about time that this boy felt good about himself.. and I'll help him with whatever he needs, I'm his guardian, after all." She takes all of him into her mouth at once, producing a girlish whimper from Shinji. * * * Asuka stops to catch her breath at the front door of the apartment. She looks back and sees Hikari, still running. Asuka thinks, "Well, Hikari won't mind if I don't wait, I'll just pull a soda from the fridge for her." She opens the door to the sound of Shinji moaning. She gets a sour look on her face and mutters, "He's probably yanking himself off again, just like he lied about last night. Ecchi!" But then, as the walked a little further in the apartment, that it was not coming from Shinji's room, but from Misato's. "EH?!! Anta!!!" Asuka rushes to Misato's door, ready to tear the door down. When she hears Shinji gasp out, "Misato-san, I'm going to come!" she decides that she's heard enough. * * * "Misato-san, I'm going to come!", Shinji gasps out, holding on to Misato's head. Fortunately for Misato, she had played this game before, and knew exactly when to move her head away. Unfortunately for Asuka, she decided to open the door right before Shinji released himself. Now, Shinji must've been standing at a strange angle, but you know what happens to projectiles.. they go up. And Asuka received a new lesson in Physics, that of "Projectile Velocity." (You know, the one that you learn after "Thermal Expansion." ^_^) What Shinji and Misato were looking at was a very surprised, and semen covered, face. Shinji realized exactly what had happened, and he ran off to his room with his boxers around his ankles, so that he wouldn't face Asuka's wrath. Misato put her tank top back on, coughing into her hand. She lead Asuka into the bathroom to wash her face off, and hopefully to cure her of her shock. Misato shut the door behind Asuka, and was relieved when she heard Asuka turn on the water, cursing, "Shinji no baka!!!" She smiled to herself and said, "I suppose that they both got what was coming to them!" Closing song: Kokoro no Genshii ni Modore Same Closing animation as original series. Author notes: The Touji/Hikari bed scene was not included on purpose. Misato was not involved, so either I'll have to write it as a side story, or someone else can volunteer to. hint hint... ^_^ Some Japanese used and some references: 1) Shinji no baka : I'm wondering if I really have to translate this one.. 2) Itetetetete : Lengthened form of "itai", or "ouch." 3) daijobu desu ka : wondering again... "Are you alright?" 4) Komm, susser Tod: Okay, it's German, not Japanese, but it means "Come, sweet death." Also the name of the ending song for End of Evangelion. 5) seppuku: Form of ritualistic suicide, stabbing yourself in the gut, while someone behind you cuts your head off. Think Ranma. 6) honto : literally means "truth", but used normally as "really?" Misato's voice: Jikai! Kuronikuru no Misato-chan! (translation: Next! The Misato Chronicles!) Part 3: The Hyuga Problem Hyuga Makoto has always had a not-so secret crush on me, and he reveals it in a very special way! This time, the set changes to that of NERV. Are there really hidden surveillance cameras in every room? Find out, in the next Misato Chronicles! And of course, service, servi-su! (Release Date: November 15, 1997) Katsuragi Misato yuna@csnsys.com http://www.csnsys.com/yuna/ The Misato Chronicles Part Three: The Hyuga Problem Version 1.0 A Neon Genesis Evangelion Lemon Fanfic All apologies to Anno Hideaki Standard Lemon warnings apply Warning: There are spoilers in here (well, not this part). On the other hand, it gets rid of some of the confusion that comes with being an Eva fan who is not in Japan (I think.) Neon Genesis/Shin Seiki Evangelion is copyrighted by Gainax, King Records, Movic, Project Eva, and NAS Opening theme: THANATOS ~If I Can't Be Yours~ Opening Credits: More like a Pink Pineapple teaser than the actual Eva opening. Picture Gendou in string bikini bottoms, being whipped by a dominatrix Rei (think Bakuretsu Hunter), and Shinji in a dress (he feels pretty), being seduced by Kaoru and Rei... Rei III ^_-. Hey... I would watch it... now on with the show. ^_^ "So, Makoto-kun... truth or dare?" Makoto blinks quite audibly. "Eh?" Maya smiles. "Truth or dare?" "Yeah, guy. Truth or dare?", Shigeru joins in, grinning. Makoto sighs. "Dare." Maya and Shigeru grin at each other, knowingly. Maya says, "I dare you... to make a move on Katsuragi-iichi." Makoto's jaw drops. Shigeru elbows Makoto in the ribs and says with a flourish (and quite a bit of overacting), "It's about time that you let your unrequited love be known." Makoto's eyes narrow under his glasses. "Do you even know what 'unrequited love' means?" Maya pokes Makoto gently in the forehead, smiling. "Ah, Makoto-kun. It's no secret around here that you're madly in love with Katsuragi-iichi.", she says. Makoto continues to narrow his eyes, "Like it's no secret about your wild idol worship of Dr. Akagi?" Maya blushes profusely and decides that it's about time for her to shut up before she really lets something slip. She laughs nervously, placing her hand behind her head. Shigeru clears his throat, causing both of them to pay him attention. They look to him. "Really Hyuga-san. Try holding her hand, kiss her on the cheek or something. Quit being so scared of it.. Be a man, Makoto.", Shigeru says. "Ah! Katsuragi-iichi's done with today's testing and is walking this way. Go get her, tiger!", Maya pushes Makoto out of the door. Just as he was about to head back into the control room, Makoto quickly realized that Maya had put him into a unavoidable situation. He realized this as Misato crashed into him, knocking all of her papers about the corridor. "Katsuragi-iichi! Sumimasen! Sumimasen! Sumi-", Makoto stuttered out, half bowing as her helped to pick up the scattered papers. Misato, from her kneeling position on the floor looked up at Makoto. She looked at him with annoyance, at first, and then realized the absurdity of Makoto's movements. She smiles at him, slightly chuckling. Makoto's face turns a deeper shade of red. "Hyuga-san. It's okay, really...", Misato says, "And, thank you." "Eh? For what?" "For cheering me up. Testing's such a drag. You would think that they had all of the damn information that they would need. But, Ritsuko's always thinking up something to do. I suppose that you need something to keep you entertained when you work on crap that's as boring as what she does.", she says, then noticing Makoto's stare getting blanker and blanker. "Hyuga-san?" Misato was sure that she heard some sort of whispering voices far away. They said something about 'do it!' and 'come on! You can do it!' She shook it out of her head and paid no attention to the two deck bunnies in the doorway down the hall, if she had even seen them. Makoto gulps audibly and drops to his knees also. He places his hands on Misato's cheeks and guides her lips to his. He holds them there for a long moment and lets her pull away. "Katsuragi-iichi! I.. I..", Makoto stutters out, "I'm sorry!" He turns the other way to run, but is stopped shortly by Maya's well placed foot in his way. Makoto trips over Maya's foot, and falls flat on his face, body as stiff as a board. Misato gets up and goes to him. "Hyuga-san.. are you okay?" A slightly bruised cheeked Makoto looks up at the long haired beauty. He nods slowly, very embarrassed. Misato smiles and offers a hand to him. He takes the hand, grateful at the chance to touch Misato in any way. She helps him up and tries to brush his NERV jacket off a bit. Misato feels what feels like two pairs of hands push her into Makoto's chest. She looks behind her, there was no one there. Now Misato's confused, how did that happen? She looks up slightly at Makoto and blushes in reply to his own blushing. Misato feels a hand on the back of her head, pushing her closer to Makoto's mouth. She doesn't notice that there is a matching hand, pushing Makoto as well. Misato figures that Makoto is just being a lot more forward than what he would usually be. Just before their lips met again, Makoto grabs Misato by the wrist and drags her (Project A-ko like) into a seemingly private room. *** "Wow, look at him go.", Maya says. "Really.. I didn't think that it would work.", Shigeru agrees. They both notice the silly positions that they were still in from being left so quickly by Makoto and Misato. After they relax and finish laughing, Shigeru gets a twinkle in his eye. "Maya-chan? How about, you and me get together?", he says dashingly. "Not. On. Your. Life." "Okay, okay.. it was just a question...." *** Makoto closes the door behind him, only letting light slip into the room for a few seconds. Neither person notices the sephiroth painted on the ceiling, nor it's reflection on the spotless floor. Or, for that matter, the bearded man sitting quietly, in the dark, at his huge desk. Makoto hugs Misato gently about the waist and without warning or invitation, kisses Misato again on the lips. Misato responds by kissing him back, not wanting to let go of this man. She thinks that maybe this is the man that she can fall in love with, for it is more than evident that he loves her, at least, in some way. Misato presses into Makoto slightly, pushing all thoughts of Kaji from her mind. Makoto moans softly into his kiss, feeling Misato's warmth under her clothing. He holds her tightly, not a thought in his minds other than that of Katsuragi-iichi in his arms. Misato pulls away for a moment, and looks into his confused eyes. She smiles at him and takes off his glasses. Misato places the glasses on top of a huge desk. Misato thinks, "Damn, this desk seems familiar. Oh well, it's just a random room." She takes off her red NERV jacket and drops it on the floor. Makoto does the same to his beige jacket, revealing a thin white t-shirt underneath. Makoto gently cups her cheek with his hand, running a thumb over her bottom lip. He smiles and brings her lips to his again, shivering when Misato runs a hand underneath his shirt. *** Gendou sits at his desk, in the dark, quietly watching the shadowed people before his desk. His hands are folded in front of his face, as per the usual. The only sign of life on the stoic man is his right eyebrow twitching slightly, and the bead of sweat on his brow appearing. *** He unbuttons Misato's tight black dress to the waist, cupping a hand inside her bra. Misato pulls the thin t-shirt off his body, ripping it off in the process. She runs her hands along his smooth chest, and then to his shoulders and back. They kiss softly and deeply, their tongues intertwining and dancing together. Makoto reaches behind her and undoes her bra. It springs off of her, and she throws it to join their jackets on the floor. He looks at her newly freed breasts for a long moment in awe. Makoto thinks, "Dear God! I've wanted to do this ever since I met Katsuragi-san years ago. Now, I'm doing it. I hope this isn't a dream, though, it seems like one." Misato finishes unbuttoning her dress and steps out of her panties, sitting on the edge of the desk. She finally says, "Makoto-san, come here." Makoto gulps and nods, going to her. Misato undoes his belt and pants, letting them drop to the floor as well. She lightly fingers his hard member trapped beneath a layer of soft white cotton briefs, he moans softly in response. Makoto pulls her hand from his crotch and looks into her eyes. "Katsuragi-iichi.." "Misato. Call me Misato." "Okay. Misato..", he says softly, "Misato, I.. I love you." Makoto blushes through his already flushed face. "I know you do Makoto," she strokes his face, "I always have known." Makoto gulps. "You did?" She nods, then kisses him deeply and slowly. He lets his hand wander to Misato's crotch, gently running a finger around to check how wet she was. And wet she was, for her wetness was ready to run down a leg. Misato moans lightly into his mouth and moves her hips a bit, letting him know that she was enjoying his actions. Makoto plunges a finger into her wetness, only to have her moan loudly into his mouth. He plunges it in deeper and harder, loving to hear Misato's beautiful moans. Misato tears his hand from her and brings the finger to her mouth, sucking all that she can off of it. Makoto stares at her wide-eyed. He didn't know that some women actually liked their own taste, and it turned him on all the more. Makoto watches her mouth closely, and it felt like her mouth was not around his finger at all. It felt strangely like it was around his member. He shudders as he watches her mouth work its magic. He suddenly couldn't take it anymore, as he pulls his finger gently from Misato's mouth. He looks into her confused eyes pleadingly. Makoto says softly, "Misato-san.. let me make love to you..." "Yes, Makoto-san... make love to me.", Misato whispers, and lies down on top of the huge desktop, letting her legs remain off of the edge. He bends over her on the desk, positioning himself accordingly. Makoto enters Misato slowly, savoring her tight, warm wetness. He cries out at the exquisite feeling, entering such a wonderful woman. Makoto starts to lose it, and pumps into her with more desperation. Misato takes his face in both of her hands, and kisses him passionately and deeply. *** Gendou continues to watch, almost obliviously. Almost obliviously because of what is happening to his body. If his glasses had been taken off, one would see the uncharacteristically glazed over eyes of Commander Ikari. His left eyebrow joins the right in twitching every once in a while. The sweatdrop finally falls down his face and one of his gloves absorbs the salty liquid. Another appears as Misato starts to come moaning, "Oh! Makoto-san!" *** "Oh! Makoto-san!" Misato moans out, in a fierce orgasm. Makoto watches in an out of body-like experience, still in disbelief of the situation. Her intense contractions send him into the best orgasm of his life, and one of the few that he's had with another person. Makoto explodes powerfully inside Misato, pumping endlessly, sending Misato into another, but short, orgasm. Makoto all but collapses on top of Misato, clutching her tightly. Misato holds on to Makoto as well, giggling as Makoto starts to kiss her face all over. She pushes him up slightly, smiles into his eyes and gives him a soft, lingering kiss. Misato says, "I think that we might have a chance together, Makoto-san...." Makoto grins stupidly. Misato thinks, "Doh! Well, maybe not..." *** Commander Ikari watches the couple dress and leave. He utters a sigh of relief, and then releases himself, allowing a small cry to leave his lips. After a long moment, he pushes his chair back and Ritsuko gets out from underneath the desk. She has a sour look on her face. Ritsuko says, "Did you have to hang on that long, Commander?" Gendou humphs and pushes up his glasses, saying nothing. Ritsuko sighs, "You've been this way for years, Gen-chan. I don't know why I put up with you." Gendou picks Ritsuko up and lays her on the table, kissing her like mad. "Oh, okay. That must be why I put up with you..", Ritsuko says, half smiling. "And this time, take off the gloves, Ikari..." Closing song: Kokoro yo Genshii ni Modore Same Closing animation as original series, except boot Rei out, and insert Misato. Author notes: Sorry about getting this out a few days late. I had sort of a hard time beginning this, I didn't want it just to be a crappy quickie Eva lemon installment. Enjoy. Please send me any and all feedback on this series, but do know that flames will be cheerfully reciprocated. And, let it be known that I tend to over-do my reciprocation. ^_^ The Touji/Hikari bed scene that was not shown in part two now has an author. My favorite fanfic author in the world (and favorite other things), Phillip Masters, will be writing it. I don't know when he'll be finished with it, but it will definitely be on my site as soon as it is written. I've gotten quite a bit of feedback about the Touji/Hikari deal, so I'm putting a little bit of pressure on Phil to write it ASAP. I wonder if I work him too hard.. ah well, he doesn't complain! ^_^ A question: Who's interested in an actual Gendou/Ritsuko lemon? Raise your hands. Another question: Who has ideas for good Eva lemons? (Other than the obvious answers) Some Japanese used and some references: No Japanese used in this lemon. No animals were harmed in the production of this lemon fanfic. Pen-Pen was not used, and will never be used in Misato's lemons, so don't ask! ^_^ Misato's voice: Jikai! Kuronikuru no Misato-chan! (translation: Next! The Misato Chronicles!) Part 4: Flashback! Daigaku yo Genshii ni Modore? (note: pun on Death:Rebirth closing song. Means "Returning to the Original College?") Sitting in the tub, I return to my memories of college, and life with Ryouji and Ritsuko. Ah, those were wild times! You want to know exactly what happened between Ryouji and I? I might tell you, but then, I would have to kill you. And, what's the deal with Touji and Hikari? Will we ever know? Find out, in the next Misato Chronicles! And of course, service, servi-su! (Release Date: December 1, 1997) Katsuragi Misato yuna@csnsys.com http://www.csnsys.com/yuna/ -- Katsuragi Misato- Head of Strategics and Tactics for NERV N E R V : God's In His Heaven, And All's Right With The World Visit NERV at: http://www.csnsys.com/yuna/