From: "Shinji the 10 o'Clock Assassin" Subject: [Eva][FanFic][Lemon] No Need For Shinji, EX Shinji the 10 o'Clock Assassin tyree3@pacbell.net WARNING: This is a lemon containing harsh language and graphic sex. So, if you're under 18, you shouldn't be reading this. NEON GENESIS EVANGELION is a product of GAINAX. Released in the US by ADV Films. AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm updating my classic Evangelions stories. My first attempts were pretty much crappy; being MST'ed and all. All thanks goes out to Katsuragi Misato, Phillip Masters, Axel Terizaki, Al- I-Bus, Addison Godel, Andre (at SDAT), Borderline Case, Chenalos, Andrew Huang, Kaworu Nagisa, Gendo Ikari, ADV for not bringing "End of Eva" to the US, and everyone else for their interest in my fics. ************* NO NEED FOR SHINJI, EX Episode 1 Revised: The Doctor Is In! ************* "Uh... I... really don't... feel... comfortable..." utters the young Evangelion pilot Shinji Ikari as he stands in the scan room naked and slightly warm. NERV technician extraordinaire, Ritsuko Akagi, is doing some test to see if he's still physically and mentally capable of piloting his powerful weaponry. Maya Ibuki, the ever faithful assistant, is right by her side. "Ummm... Doctor?" "Yes, Ikari?" "How much longer until you're done?" There's a slight pause. "I have to meet up with my friends." "I'll be done soon. Now be patient." Ritsuko checks over the readings from her computers and logs them in her notebook. "Blood pressure... Heart rate... Viral scanning... You seem to be doing pretty well, Mr. Ikari." "Great. Then, I'll be off." "Not so fast!" stated the serious scientist. She gets up from her chair and walks up to the window. "There's the most important sample I must get from you, but I have to coax it from you... And I truly need your cooperation." "Sample?!" Shinji starts to get really nervous now. "What... sample... do you need from me?!" "Don't worry, Ikari. If you cooperate with us, I guarantee you that this won't hurt a bit." Ritsuko promptly beckons her aide to her side and whispers into her ear, "Lock the doors and tell Commander Ikari that we're going to be busy for a while." Shinji's really getting scared. "I... hope this doesn't involve needles..." "Nope. No needles." insures the scientist. Shinji calms down a bit as Ritsuko opens the door to the scanning room and seductively walks in. She steps close to Shinji and, when she's close enough, pulls out a couple of small packages and hands one of them to Shinji. He reads the words on the package, then goes into total shock to find out what they say. "EVA Brand Condoms. For protection as good as an AT Field." "Y- Y- Y- y- y- YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, ARE YOU?!!" "Sssshhhh, little boy." purrs the scientist. "I'm going to collect your sperm samples." "You're... You're going to have sex with me?" Shinji says, still in shock. "Oh, come on. Don't tell me that you hadn't thought of this before. Surely there must be someone you had fantasies about." Thoughts soon ran through Shinji's head. The first one is of Asuka, wearing a black, skin-tight dominatrix suit, whipping our poor hero to utter submission. The second is of Rei as a wind-up toy, walking to the tune of "Pop Goes The Weasel" played on a vibraphone. The third, and most raunchiest, is of Misato in her patented skin-tight mini-skirt, nipples and crotch showing, chanting "SERVICE! SERVICE!" "And what about Gendo?" spouted the young hero. "Weren't you... doing your business with him?" "Oh, forget the old fuddy-duddy. He's not even good in bed." Ritsuko argued. "Don't tell me that you'd inherited his impotence as well as his quiet demeanor." "No-no-no. I'm just surprized that... I mean, you're so beautiful and..." His sentence has been cut short as Ritsuko begins to hold him in her embrace. She holds his naked, warm, blushing body near hers as her aide, Maya, leans alongside the entrance. The seductive scientist gives him a warm kiss in the mouth. "Don't worry, Ikari." she calmly states. "This is strictly scientific. (As well as fun.)" Ritsuko guides him down to the floor and proceed to rub his chest and play with his growing cock. She comes toward it, giving it a kiss and an ice-cream lick, and slowly stuffs it in her mouth. Small grunts and moans escape Shinji's mouth as she sucks on his hard member and pumps on it with her hand. "Oh, you nasty boy! I guessed I stand corrected; you're not impotent." she states as she slips the EVA Brand condom onto Shinji's iron cock. It fits snuggly, and the scientist continues on sucking and pumping. Shinji is in total estacy, under the whim of this new sensation he's now enduring. NERV's highest-ranking Evangelion technician, giving him a blow-job. But his attention soon shifts to the nice young lady at the entrance. Ritsuko, seeing this shift of attention, gets jealous and bites down on his dick. "OW!! OW-OW-OW! What was that for?" "You're eyes seem to be entranced on my assistant here. Do you want to do her, I wonder?" "Well, she is kinda sexy..." "Well, don't be too *cocky,* Ikari. Like I said, it's for science (and fun)." Ritsuko states as she promptly pulls off her stockings and moves her panties apart. She then gets on top of our hero and proceeds to kiss him in the mouth. "You want a reason to stay in NERV and fight for us, I'll give you one." She slides his trusty oak into her tight wetness and sits on top of him. Shinji's now feeling his best and most erotic. Ritsuko unbuttons her shirt and opens it up to reveal her large mammary assets for him to see. She takes his hand and leads it to her lucious teats for him to touch. Shinji feels his hand so full of breast, and he proceeds to hold the other one with his other hand. "So, Ikari. Do you want it? Do you want to explode inside me?" Ritsuko seduvtively replies. Shinji totally loses it, flips the blonde scientist to her back, and starts to pump his hard cock in and out of her. She rewards him with some grunts and moans as he pumps her at a steady pace. And all Maya can do is finger herself in her pants as she stares at the raunchy sex going on. And finally, the wave struck. "OH GOD!! I'M COMING!!" Ritsuko shouts explosively as a rush of wetness gush out of her pussy. Getting hit by the sudden rush, Shinji goes off and comes hard, unloading his package of sperm from out of his faucet onto the condom (which is holding incredibly well). They both collapse to the floor, their sexual energy spent and the steam floating all over the room. Soon after, Shinji and Ritsuko both get themselves dressed as Maya studies the sperm samples with her computer. Ritsuko writes her notes onto her logbook. "Well, how was it, Ikari?" asks the scientist. "Much better than you dreamed, right?" "Well, you kinda smelled like an ash tray..." the usually quiet Shinji answers. "Ashtray?! Well, I never!" retorts Ritsuko. "Maybe next time I will use needles!" "Yikes!" "Just kidding." Ritsuko and Maya finally trade goodbyes with Shinji as he heads back home. As he leaves the Geofront, though, Commander Gendo Ikari is at the third story window looking down upon his son. "I hope you're enjoying your little fling, Shinji." he says solemnly. "Because at the end, all this will add up..." End of Episode 1 ************* Episode 2 Preview Ritsuko: What else can I say about Misato other than the fact that she can be a real slut sometimes... Misato: Oh? And what was all that about up there? Uncle Ikari didn't give you enough love? Ritsuko: Shut up, you cow! Misato: Back at you, you old hag! Shinji: Would you two please stop fighting! Chikai! Shinji Muyo EX! "Fly Me To The Moon!" Something tells me that my dad may be right... ------------------------------ NO NEED FOR SHINJI, EX Episode 2 Revised: Fly Me To The Moon ************* Shinji is at Misato's apartment home doing his homework. He couldn't concentrate, though; thinking about what happened the other day with Ritsuko. He, and everybody else, thought that she was in love with Gendou. On second thought, why would anyone want to love some dictator/dead-beat dad/adulterer/murderer? Back to Ritsuko. She was so good! She was amasing with her tongue! And she felt so good and tight in her...! Anyway, he managed to finish his homework, but the time he finished it's ten o'clock p.m. He leaves his room to see how his guardian, Misato, is doing. And he finds her laying on the sofa, wearing only her underwear, and watching the Playboy channel. She soon daydreams of her college days with Kaji, remembering the times she and her ex-boyfriend had, doing the nasty practically anywhere, anytime. On the bus, at the mall, during power outages... Ah! Those were the days. She soon starts to get into the show she's watching. She sways her hand around her side, down to her thighs, back up onto her E-cup breasts, grasping one and then the other... Soon, her hand finds itself under her panties rubbing her clit. Her fingers plunge into her wet pussy, plunging in and out... Shinji's been watching her do herself for a while, and he suddenly finds himself incedibly hard. He wants to join in, but he has to consider the situation first. His first question is about Asuka. "Oh, I know." he thought. "She says she's going to be over at Hikari's for the night. She, Hikari, and Rei are having a slumber party. Although I don't know why she would bring Rei along, I hope they have fun." Considering all possible problems, he soon grows some backbone and decides to join in. Shinji sneaks around the couch, quietly leans to his knees, and slowly puts his hand in Misato's pussy. He uses his thumb to rub her clit, and a light moan escapes her mouth. She feels her hand in her cunt... Wait-a-minute! That's not her hand! The surprised Misato leans forward to find the young soldier getting his hand in it. "Shinji..." "Wha... OH! MISATO! Uh... Hi." She takes his hand out of her pussy and holds it in front of him. "Oh, you nasty boy. You wanna make do me,huh?" "Uh... Yes. Can I... Can I make do you, please...? ^_^; " The television with said Playboy show still playing has its volume up some notches as Misato lays on the couch being pleasured by Shinji's tongue. The major's expert training upon the young lad pays off as he mine-sweeps her pussy in every possible way, bringing her closer and closer to the edge. She finally falls off as Shinji fingers and tongues her to an orgasm. A torrent of lady-cum fills his mouth as he attempts to drink her up. "So this is what she tastes like," he figures as he savors the taste of his guardian in his mouth. Misato repays the favor by switching positions with him. She removes his shorts and, not even knowing that Ritsuko has already had him in her mouth, proceeds to swallow the whole thing down her throat. Shinji's going nuts, now. This is his second time being blown, but his first time getting swallowed. Misato uses every trick in the Kama Sutra his ex Kaji gave her; massaging his balls, coating him with her saliva, and deep-throating him mercilessly. "Uuuuooohhh!! Misato!!" he tries to say. "MiiisaaaaatoooooAAAAAAUUuunngh!" She immediately gets him off, swallowing his essence down her throat as he did hers. She then removes his cock from his mouth as he squirts his final seed onto her face. As she wipes his mess from her pretty face, she grabs his member and places it between her E-cups in an attempt to revitalize him. Shinji, still dazed from the emmence deep-throating, is waking up to be treated to another round of "sex-sport" as he sees her tit- sandwiching his revitalizing cock. He places his hands along the side of her breasts, rubbing his cock along them as Misato gets out one of her trusty EVA-brand condoms. Though she is a bit dismayed that she can't seem to get him "bigger." Oh well... She manages to wrap the latex around his oak and then gets him to move so she can lay on the couch. "Let the battle begin," she says. Shinji plunges his trusty oak into Misato's wet pussy, raising her right leg so he can better slam himself into her. She feels a bit too loose, though. But he then figures out that Kaji must have a bigger Johnson than him. So, what now? As he continues to bang his guardian, he turns his head toward the TV to find a shocking new way for him to have sex. It looks painful, but the lady who's being done there doesn't seem to be complaining. Would Misato go for it? Can he afford to take the chance? "Uhhh... Misato..." "Hmmm... Yes, dear Shinji?" "Umm... Can I do you in your... um..." "In my where? Where else do you want to do me?" "In your... in your... butt?" After hearing what he said, she starts to laugh hysterically at that. "I knew it. I knew it was a bad idea," he thought. But just then, Misato prompts him to exit and remove his condom. He does so without an understanding as to what's going on. She then becons him to bring a jar a vaseline to her. After getting some she rubs Shinji's twitching length with it. She then gets some on his finger and tells him to stick it in her forbidden area. Shinji now understands what's going on and sticks his oily finger into her smaller hole. With the area lubricated enough, Misato tells him to put it in slowly at first. Shinji gets the "go-ahead," his cock throbbing with anticipation, as he enters the head of his cock into her. He then notices her wincing in pain. "I'm sorry, Misato. Did it hurt?" "Understatement of the month," she thought. And then she tell him, "I'll be fine. Just keep going." She urges her young pilot to continue on into her until he was all the way to his balls. And then she tells him to start banging him from her behind. Misato starts hollaring in a mix of pain and pleasure as he continuously rams his cock into her butt. The extra tightness along Shinji's cock makes his sexual adventure with her short-lived once again. "Misato! I'm gonna cum again!" "AAAHHHKAJIII!!! UUUAAAHHSHINJIII!! GRAB MY TITS NOOOOW!!" And Shinji does so as he unleashes his seed once again. Little do they realize that they've been watched all this time. A small camera was placed in the corner of the living room. And the transmission's been sent from here... to... Hikari's house, Where Hikari and Asuka just stare in complete and utter bewilderment. Rei's just been staring. "I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID ALL THAT!" yelled the now infuriated Asuka. "That third child of yours is pretty brave, you know." explained Hikari. "The next time I see Touji I should introduce him to some new positions." "Well, he's going to get an earful when I get back! Mark my words, Soryuu Asuka Langley will not take this bull lying down!" "Why are you so angry, Asuka?" asks Rei. "Do you wish to feel him from behind as well?" "NO, I DO NOOOOOT!!!" was Asuka's reply, waking up half the city with it. The next morning, Shinji wakes up next to Misato. They're still on the couch, almost naked. The sweat has condenced with the sheer cold from the room. And Shinji's cock is still up in her butthole. Only some of his cum managed to escape through the crevices. "Boy, that felt good," he starts. "But..." End of Episode 2 * * * * * * * * * * * * * Episode 3 Preview Asuka: [OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN!!] Shinji's back! And he's revising this crappy lemon series! HURRY, SOMEBODY!! KILL HIM BEFORE HE WRITES SOME MORE!! Kensuke: Will you just calm down, Langley?! Asuka: No I will not! He hates me! Everyone hates me! Look at the way he treated me in "The Fall Of NERV!" Kensuke: He does_not_hate you! Besides, after reading Axel's "Child Of Love," he's grown a bit fond of you now... Asuka: But only a bit. He doesn't believe I'm good enough for the real Shinji and sticks me with you! BLEECH!! Kensuke: If he really hated you, he'd stick you with Gendo. Asuka: >-<; Oh, thank you, Mr. Aida! Thank you very much! Maya: Chikai. Shinji Muyo EX, "I'll Be Your Honey Bee." Soul Cracker... Heh-heh... (Private joke! The Japanese voice who did me also did Izumi Maki of Nadesico. Weird, huh?) ------------------------------ NO NEED FOR SHINJI, EX Episode 3 Revised: I'll Be Your Honeybee ************* The next day, the fiery auburn-haired Asuka marches to the apartment home of her sex/beer/unpureness-crazed roommates. Upon arrival she angrily fiddles with the keypad trying to find the right code, unlocks the door, and opens to find... Misato on the couch, wearing only her underwear, drinking beer, and watching "Natural America." Asuka wastes no time in expressing her anger. "Where is Shinji?!" Misato, swallowing her beer down, calmly turns around to see the young pilot. "Why are you so mad?" "Because I know what you two have done last night! You two were... doing... Stuff!!" "Oh? And how do you know this?" "AK!! Well... Because... I can smell it! My nose is very good at picking up special oders. But that isn't the point! The point is that you shouldn't be messing around with perverts like him!" "...Because you want him for yourself. Right?" Asuka goes into a full shock. Her face gleaming white as her mouth, eyes and nose fall off and float to the ground. Misato continues on. "Besides, he came to me for sex. I didn't force him to do anything. (Except clean me up orally after last night...)" "Where is he now?" says Asuka sluggishly whilst picking up her faceparts and trying to put them in the right place. Misato walks up to the refrigerator and reaches for another cold one. "He said he'll be at Maya's place. He's returning some borrowed SDAT's for me." Asuka haggardly stands up. "You know what this means?! He'll screw her with his thing as well! You women will be nothing but pieces of meat to him!" "Well... I'd rather be a piece of meat to Shinji than to Kaji-the- idiot." Misato pops the top and takes a gulp as Asuka just stands there, stunned. "God, help us all... Hope for the world lies in a small band of mecha pilots, and one of them's got to gratify his pencil." she groans. Meanwhile, Maya's taking a long, relaxing shower when someone knocks on the door. She presses the button on the sink and answers it vocally. "Hello! Who's this?!" "It's me, Shinji. I got some SDAT's Misato wants me to return." "Wait here, Ikari! I'll be a while!" Ten minutes have passed before Maya answers the door. When she opens it Shinji's got his back to the wall listening to his SDAT walkman. Maya nudges him on his shoulder to grab his attention. "Huh... Huh? What? Oh. Hi, Maya." "Hi, Ikari. Where are the SDAT's... At?" (Terrible pun. ^_^; ) "In my backpack." "Why don't you come in. I have some hot tea brewing." The young pilot agrees, and he walks through the door. He catches a sight of Maya, wearing nothing but a towel around her, and quickly turns his head in embarrassment. Giggling at this, she goes into the kitchen and pours two cups of hot tea. Shinji takes a seat on the couch and takes the discs out from his backpack, one by one, and checks them to make sure that none of them are damaged. Maya sits beside him and places the two cups of tea on the small table. "So, Ikari. I hope that's all the discs the Major has borrowed from me." "Gee. LA the Darkman... Wu-Syndicate... Sunz Of Man... I didn't even know you'd go for these old-school hits, Maya." "All this is quite nostalgic, you know. These were the groups that came out when talent was needed. Everyone was tired of all the 'recycling' going on..." Shinji then looks deep into Maya's eyes and thought how beautiful they were. Suddenly, a super-deformed figure of Misato- rabbit pops up holding a 'You Can Do It!' sign. "This is your big chance," the rabbit says. "Ritsuko and I were only a warm up. GO FOR BROKE!" Taking a large gulp of tea, Shinji starts by saying, "I... I apologize for what I was about to do that week ago." Maya's been taken by surprise. "What you were about to do?" "Like blow up and take most of NERV with me." "Oh. I understand. You were angry. It must've been horrible taking your friend apart with your bare hands and being able to do nothing about it. But we had no choice. We had to stop the berserk EVA from causing anymore destruction." "You have such beautiful eyes." This takes Maya back even more. "Why, yeah! I mean... Well... Your eyes aren't so bad yourself, kid." "Maybe I wouldn't be so willing to take the lives of the people at NERV if I knew that I would end up damaging these beautiful eyes as well." Maya gets up from her couch and takes a step back. "Oh no you don't! This is where it ends! I see through your trap! And I'm not gonna let you take advantage of me. I only have eyes for my one and only upperclasswoman Ritsuko." "But you are one of the reason why I've stayed in NERV for so long. To sit in the seat of that large EVA, to have my lungs flooded with LCL, to do battles with Angels without knowing why. Please be one of the reasons to stay." Maya's still in her shock. "Well... I never thought it like that, kid." Maya calms down a bit and walks back to couch. She sits beside Shinji and takes his hand, bringing it up to her warm face. "Mmmm... Ritsuko felt pretty nice, didn't she?" Shinji nods his head... "Somehow I envy you, kid. You've gotten to my true idol before I even had the chance... Well, maybe I can get to her indirectly..." Maya slithers from out of her towel, showing her attractive, young body to Shinji. He uses both of his arms to feel around her body; her shoulders, her thighs, her breasts, and her face. He leans foward and he kisses her in the mouth, then exploring her insides with his tongue. She moans as he starts kissing downwards; from the neck, to her breasts, across the stomach to her naval, then he arches her to her back and glides between her legs to get to the good part. He starts kissing her pussy lips and then licks it. Maya moans a little louder. "Oooohh... Well. You've certainly had your practice from someone..." She suddenly leans forward, takes him by the cheek, and raises him up. "Now... who's the pilot of EVA Unit 01?" "I am." "And what are you fighting for?"she says as she unbuttons his shirt. "The safety... Uh... And the protection... Of all people everywhere." "That's all good intentions, Ikari," she says as she takes his hands and brings it between her legs. "But what are you really fighting for?" "Uh... Your... Your pussy?" "CORRECT! And what does Mr. Ikari win?" She plunges his hand into her pink box and she gives out a loud moan. During the afternoon, Asuka's wandering the streets of Tokyo-3 in total shock. Lots of questions about Shinji fly around her mind. What is it with that pervert, Shinji? Why are women so attractive to this clown? What does he got that I'm not interested in? Am I jealous? She violently shakes her head back and forth to erase that question. She knows that he doesn't deserve such a majestrate like herself. But her heart is singing a different tune... Kensuke (the guns, mecha, and babes freak) leaves the theatre after watching "Assassins IV, The Drama" and soon sees the dazed and confused Asuka passing this way. He goes up to greet her... "Hey, Langley! What's up! Hello?! Is anybody home?!" But all Asuka can do is stare at her perverted friend. Lots of thoughts pass by her mind right now. Her thoughts revolve like the Wheel of Fortune until it starts clicking down to the last part... Her confused stare is replaced with an evil gaze... Shinji is plunging his hand in and out of Maya's wet pussy and licking her swollen clit as she moans and hollars louder and louder. Then she scream as she comes, she arches back, and a flood of wetness gushes out of her cunt. He tries his hardest to lick up most of the fluid while she simmers down. She then tiredly leans up and pats him on the head. "And now, I want you to do what you came here to do, Ikari." Shinji removes the condom from his pants, takes off his pants and underwear, and proceeds to roll the condom onto his member. Maya's laying on her back waiting for him, and he soon lies down with her. She takes hold of his member and guides it into her cunt. "OOOFF!! Oh God you're tight, Maya!" "OHHH!! And you're nice and hard! Not exactly what I've expected from the son of Commander Gendou Ikari!" she says as he starts to hump her. He bucks between her legs, forcing his cock within her tight hole, and she moans loudly taking in as much pleasure from her host as she can. "It seems...! That you're not...! A virgin...! Are you?!" "Ohhh! Huh?! What...! Gives you that?!" "Your hymen...! It's broken!" "Well... Uh... Aaaahhh... I guess I'm not what you expected either, huh? AAAAHH!" Shinji keeps pushing himself in and out of his true love, giving incredible jubilation to himself and Maya. And she shifts her body to move in pace with his. He pumps harder and faster, until... "AAAAHHHOOOHH!! I'M COMIIIINNOOOOHH!!" cries Maya as she spasms for the second time. Shinji takes his cue to exit the gushing mess, remove the condom, and shoot his jizz all over her sweat-covered tummy. He then collapses onto her, tired and spent... The two of them feel so happy together, smiling. "Maya... You are the most beautiful lady in the world... I've found my purpose... I'm never gonna let you down..." "That's very enlightning... A man and his devotion... Is a beautiful thing." Maya takes a look at her watch and she goes into a panic. "TWELVE O'CLOCK!! DAMN!!" "Huh? What?" "I gotta go back to the Geofront and do some work for Ritsuko! I'm so damn late! She's gonna kill me!" "I... guess I came in the wrong time, huh?" And with that they instantly got dressed, left the apartment, and went their separate ways; Maya to the Geofront and Shinji back to Misato's. Meanwhile, Asuka's over at Kensuke's home, and both of them are naked, sexually spent, laying on the bed, with Asuka planning on sexing her life away. She tugs on her host for more action. "Damn, Asuka. You're a hot babe, but I don't think I can do this anymore." But her gaze is still evil, and she's bent on total sexual fulfillment. "More! Kensuke! I want more!" she breathes. End of Episode 3 * * * * * * * * * * * * * Episode 4 Preview Touji: Hey, Class Prez! C'mere! Let's you and me have some "Tiny Tits Adventures." Hikari: That's sick and disgusting, Suzuhara! You are so low! Touji: Well, it's about damn time someone does a Touji-Hikari lemon scene! You know how rare they are finding something like that?! Hikari: I wouldn't know, Suzuhara. I'm not as dirty as you. Shinji: Touji's been picked to be the next pilot for Eva. But something goes horribly wrong. And my dad does something which earned him "Bastard of the Century Award." It's the final episode of Shinji Muyo EX, "Touji's Lament." Touji: Don't worry your little head off, pal! Good characters don't die; they become stars in fanfic series! ------------------------------ NO NEED FOR SHINJI, EX Episode 4 (of 4) Revised: Touji's Lament ************* "C'mere, you! I wanna feel them tiny tits of yours!" "Dammit, Touji! I'm not some prostitute you can pick up from Red Light District! And what is it with you and your crazed obsession with small tits for anyway?!" "My dad keeps telling me that if I ever get a girlfriend, she should have a small bust size so it wouldn't get in the way of my love to her." "That's all good to know, but... Aren't you carrying this way outta hand?" But it's too late. Touji already has the protesting class president in his grasp and has entered her cunt with his mighty oak. Her sudden wetness is drenching her panties as he rams her to the hilt. Had he took her anywhere else, especially T3MHS, she really would've kicked up a duststorm. But he asked her to come by to his house and well... The young Suzuhara picks up the pace as he continues to drive Hikari like a piston. Right now she's sent to another dimension, one filled with estacy and unbelievability, as Touji pushes on the attack; hellbent on getting his girlfriend to get off on him. He recieves his triumph as Hikari screams out his name and gushes all over his large cock. He feels his primal urge; climbing on top of his love and covers her with his hot, sticky seed. Splurt after splurt of sperm is shot at Hikari's face, hair, and $300.00 schoolgirl suit (thereby almost staining it for life). Later, in the washroom, Hikari is wearing only her underwear as she tries the best she can to remove the stains from her clothing. Touji is in the bathroom trying to remove the pain of the teethmarks on his cock; recieved when the class prez came to her senses. "Suzuhara?!" called Ms. Horaki from the washroom. "Yeah! What is it?!" Touji screamed back, still in pain. "Are you sure you wanna be an Eva pilot? After what happened to Kaoru?" "It can't be helped! Kensuke would've been a perfect choice, but he was totally lacking in fluid to be part of the tests! Damn! What was he doing all that time?!" "Well, Asuka said that she was giving him the best of the western world... Whatever that means..." She takes her suit from out of the drier, amazed that there's a detergent strong enough to remove sperm- stains. "Well, it must've mean that she fucked him silly!" Touji said as he tries to relax from all the stinging from the use of rubbing alcohol along his member. "I'm still amazed that fans don't write more lemons about us doing the nasty as they do with the main characters of Eva!" He then turns his head to find Hikari standing right behind him, thus eliminating the need for him to yell so loud. Hikari sits between his legs and grabs the aching cock that's in front of her. "I want to thank you for letting me use your washer and drier, Mr. Suzuhara." "Why, you're welcome, class prez! ^_^; " "And Suzuhara...? If you... _EVER!!!_ do a stunt like that on me again..." Touji quickly understands the consequences as she coquettishly blows some wind onto the peehole of his aching cock, thereby producing a whistling sound. "Goddamn you, Shinji!" thought Touji. "You're so damn lucky! I'm gonna kill you, I swear!!" "A new pilot, Misato?" At the Katsuragi apartment, the Major explains to the young officer about the replacement pilot for Evangelion Unit 3. Shinji is sitting on the couch watching a wildlife show on TV. Misato is sitting on him, trying to shift his attention from the TV to her crotch. "That's right, Shinji. We're going to take some of the students in your class... oh yessss... And test each of them to see who will synch the highest with Eva Unit 3." "You mean you don't know who the pilot is either? (My, you're wet.)" "Nope. You have to ask Ritsuko when you... Oh fuck it, Shinji! FUCK ME NOW!!!" Yes, ma'am..." The two roommates switch positions and Shinji does his guardian from behind. By that point he lost track on how many times he's done it. He knows that he's been done by her in "The Misato Chronicles #2," but that was half-assed. He's done her in "The Morning After...," "The 2nd Katsuragi Expedition," "Wet Dreams," they do a three-way with Asuka in "Roommates," he did her for a fee in "Misato's Massage..." He know's that there are millions of dojinshi made about the two... If Kaji knew what goes on... He'd join in on the fun... But alas, his train of thought is thrown off the tracks as he came all over Misato's pussy and underwear... The phone then rings. And Misato, laying on the couch with Shinji after some more steamy sex, picks it up. "Hello... Katsuragi residence?" "...... Oh no, Katsuragi. Please don't tell me that you had sex with him again." "Oh hi, Ritsuko! So, have you found a new pilot yet?" "Of course. We'll start testing tomorrow. And Katsuragi..." "Yes?" "DON'T COME TO NERV LOOKING LIKE THE SLUT YOU'RE SO GOOD AT BEING!!" "YOU TOO, YOU KNOW?!!" "Huh!! NO! I'd never...!" "Don't give me that "in the name of science" crap! You wanted to get to his Johnson because he's nicer and more controllable than either Gendo or Kaji!!" The phone has been slammed shut at the other end. A triumphant sneer appears upon her face, but is ruined by the smell of sweat and cum all over the place. She has to take a shower before she does anything, and Shinji has to as well... Said next day, at NERV headquarters, the new Eva Unit 03 is being launched from Central Dogma and is now outside along the Geofront. Touji is trying it out for the first time. "HAH!! Shinji 'll be so surprized when he finds out that I'm the new pilot! First I'll show 'em up a bit... Then I'll break loose with the 'evil cackle!' Yeah! That's the ticket!" Misato Katsuragi and Ritsuko Akagi are with the Eva Unit Research Patrol near the lakebed across from the training Eva unit. But... In Terminal Dogma... "Commander Ikari. I got terrible news." goes Kouzou Fuyutsuki, Gendo's right-hand man. "More people hate me? I'm going to hell?" "Some type of virus has been found in Eva Unit 03. It might be the Angel." "And may I ask why you didn't tell me sooner?" "Because you said that you chop my head off if I interfered with your 'work' again." " 0-0; Oh boy..." "AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" A scream from the pilot of Eva Unit 03 could've been heard from miles away if it weren't for the bio- metallic sound-proofing. But the patrol across the lake had gotten the picture very quickly. "Ritsuko! What's wrong with Unit 03?!" shouts Misato. "Some... Virus has been detected! It's an Angel!!" "EJECT THE PILOT!! QUICKLY!!" "I CAN'T! THE COMMAND'S BEING BLOCKED!!" The possessed Evangelion then turns around to see the patrol across the river. With indiscrimination it sends out the trademarked "Eye Beam Blast" at the patrol. Scattering everyone around like a disoriented army of ants... "Eva Unit 03 is possessed?! With an Angel?!" shouts Shinji as his capsule gets placed into Eva Unit 01. "BIG TROUBLE!! We gotta get the pilot outta here!!" He looks around and sees Asuka's capsule enter her Eva Unit Production Model 02. But he can't find Rei Ayanami anywhere. "Hey! Where's Ayanami?!" "You PERVERT!!" screams Asuka from her Eva. "Haven't you fucked enough?!" "At a time like this..." Kouzou wispers to Gendo in Central Dogma. "Second and Third Child. I want you to destroy the possessed Eva," Gendo orders calmly. "WHAT?! Shouldn't we save the pilot first?!" yells Shinji. "The life of the Eva pilot is expendable. Remember that..." "WHY YOU (censored-censored-censored)!!! WHAT IF YOU WAS STUCK IN THERE??!!!" Over the turmoilage, Asuka decides to launch her Eva first. "Fine! If you won't do it, I will!" She yells as she starts her attack pattern on the semi-rampaging Eva 03. "Look and learn, Third Child! This is the only chance you'll get to see the highly original Asuka Langley Souryuu INSTANT GERMAN DEMISE INITIATION!!" "Whoa, dudes and dudettes!! Whatta kewl move!!" goes Shigeru Aoba. "Yeah. It's too bad that it was done _on_ Asuka instead of by her," followed Makoto Hyuga. "Shinji! I want you to get your act together and listen," Gendo says to his. "The pilot has also been affected by the Angel. He is of no use to us anymore." Evangelion Unit 01 has been lauched, and it takes its position. "No! I'm going to save him! I'm not like you...!" "You're right. You're not like me." Gendo then turns to Maya and says. "Ibuki. I want you to initiate the Dummy Plug System." This drives the young cadet to a shock. After what happened to Kaoru, he still plans on using this grotesque program again?! "IBUKI!!" "Y- Yes, sir!" As usual her opinion won't make any difference. Her idol is already probably a blob on the landscape... She presses some buttons... *^-------* *^-------* *^-------* *^-------* *^-------* *^-------* *^-------* *^-------* *^-------* *^-------* *^-------* *^-------* *^-------* *^-------* *^-------* "COMMANDER IKARI!! NOTHING'S HAPPENING!!" "HUH??!!" The whole Central Dogma goes white with disbelief. As the possessed Eva 03 continues to give its sister a sound beating, Eva 01 sneaks from behind and kicks it in the small of its back. Then it pins Eva 03 to the ground; holding up it's right leg, and starts to perform a wrestling move he once saw on TV. "Wait for me! No matter what that bastard says...! I'm getting you outta there!" Commander Ikari, and his armed troop he collected on his way, made a beeline to Terminal Dogma to find... "Well... You must be Commander Gendo Ikari." "What?! WHO?! Who?! ARE?! You?!" "What? You don't know? I'm Shinji Ikari's Steel Girlfriend. Mana Kishinada." "AAAAAHHHH!!! STOP!! STOP IT!! YOU'RE HURTING ME!!!" Shinji hears screams over his compad. He stops what he's doing and tries to recapture the channel. "This is Shinji Ikari of Eva Unit One!! Please Respond!! Are you all right?!!" "GODDAMMIT!! QUIT YELLING!!" the other pilot shouts back. "I CAN HEAR YOU LOUD AND FREAKIN' CLEAR, YOU!!" "Touji?!" The usually obstinate commander of NERV has a look of near horror on his face as he sees the young short-red-haired girl with her own army, composed of his beloved Rei Ayanami clones. All of these girls, including Mana, are butt-nekkid. "Why?! Why are you doing this?!" says Gendo, trying to hide anymore of his feer whilst trying to get his troops to shoot at the clones. "Because I care," answers the otherwise beautiful young leader who gives his troops the "I DARE you to shoot young naked girls! Try it and see what happens!" look. "When Kaoru's body cease to function, his soul has found a new housing. This girl right here. Now I know that humankind must continue on existing. You, Commander Ikari, and the people of SEELE are the enemy of all humankind. We have already dealt with the Old Men. Now we will deal with you." "NO!! I must eliminate the rest of the Angels! It must be completed!" "So you can see your wife? No problem. We'll send you to her personally. ^_^" And with that, a blood curdling (soon blood-curdled) scream could be heard from the depths of Terminal Dogma. But still nobody can hear it because of the expert sound-proofing... At the infirmary the next day, Asuka is on her hospital bed unconsciously reciting Inspector Deck's "Word On The Street," in German and backwards. Touji's on the bed next to self-proclaimed heroine of the show wondering if it was either the Angel or himself which had beaten the crap out of her. "And he said it was okay for the most part. But still..." goes Shinji. He's with Misato, Ritsuko, and Maya in the next room. The first two women are heavily bandaged from the sudden attack. "And my father... What happened to him?" "Your father... Your father's..." Maya tries to say something. But she's then hushed by Ritsuko; believing that it's better not to know anymore than is needed. "Well, at least we don't have to worry about those damn Angels anymore," goes Misato. "They got what they needed. C'mon, Shinji! Let's go home!" "Not while I'm still alive you don, Katsuragi!" says Ritsuko as she steps between Shinji and her. "Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! I'm so sorry. Where are my manners? LET'S ALL GO TO RITSUKO'S HOME! ^_^ " A large argument ensues between "Slutty Misato" and "Bitchy Ritsuko." The young Ikari tries in vain to break up the small-scale war going on, but he's pulled to the sidelines by Maya Ibuki. "Forget these two," she cooes. "How about you come to my home instead?" With that being said, the two women pulled the unsuspecting Maya into said small scale war. "Ayanami... Where's Ayanami?" asks Shinji. This stop the war immediately. "They're all gone, Shinji-kun... The Angel Mana took them away." said Misato as she bounced in her torn shirt. "They...??" "We'll explain later," said Misato. "Right now... How about this: Whose mouth do you wish to cum into second to Rei?" "Well... I know it's not Asuka. I guess I can go with..." End of Episode 4