From: tyree3@pacbell.net Reply-to: tyree3@pacbell.net MIME-version: 1.0 Eva: Shinji Ikari, Misato Katsuragi, Maya Ibuki, Ritsuko Akagi... Nade: Megumi Reinard, Haruka Minato, Ruri Hoshino, Gai Daigouji, Nagare Akatsuki, Ryoko Subaru, Jin Fubuki, Yuri Mizumaru, Prospector... Tylor: Yurika Star... WARNING: This fic contains SEX! Lock you kids in their rooms, people. ************ 2509 Gendo Ikari and his crew at NERV are testing the prototype Evangelion Unit 00, with Rei Ayanami being the pilot. But when Rei tries to synch with the Eva, it goes beserk. Attempts to control it was impossible, and everybody but Gendo had decided to make a quick exit. The calm commander of NERV is not worried at all. He has the heavily-fortified window to protect him. But it was unfortunate that the soul of Eva-00 was a karate champion back in her days... ************ Neon Successor SACHIEL ******* Nagare: Six years later, a gigantic monster had appeared out of nowhere and stomped through Tokyo-3. It then rampaged through what was left of NERV and did "something" to the entity that was inside. And in the next second, parts of North California was engulfed in hot, white destruction. Houry: ............ Nagare: Five years after that, an alien force approaches from over our solar system and takes over the Martian Colonies. The UN and the SPACY fleet are the laughing stock of human kind. And we, as respectible businessmen, can't allow this anymore. Houry: So, why do you need me? Nagare: For your anti-military bias. You've been working for them trouble if people like... say... Gendo Ikari was running it. Prospect: And besides; where you're going has plenty of pretty women. Houry: I refuse. Prospect: What?! H- How can you refuse?! What possible reason is there...?! Houry: I have someone better in mind. Prospect: And who, pray tell, can be better than the great Goat Houry? -=**=- Shinji: (On the phone.) First Leiutenant? Houry: (On the other end.) You'll be major of tactics and strategies on the Nadesico, a civilian spaceship made to fight against the Jovian Lizards. Shinji: Okay, I'll accept. But I have a question: Why would an enterprise go through the trouble of making a ship like that and keeping it to themselves? Aren't we suppose to work together as human beings on this? Houry: I agree. But Nergal has such a large distrust towards the millitary. They believe that something done right must be done by themselves. Shinji: That's kinda... Narcissistic, isn't it? -=**=- Shinji: And you'll be working as the Nadesico's helmswoman. [Are these people serious? ^_^;] Minato: Now, now. I see a hint of exasperation on your face. But bear in mind, I am capable of doing my job. It isn't hard for a messenger boy like you to understand. Shinji: Uh... I'll be the ship's major... Minato: You will? Oh, and a cute one as well. You wanna go into the custodial closet and get to know each other better? -=**=- Shinji was stunned. And he was even more stunned when he agreed with it. The next thing he knew, he's in said closet with Minato going down on his young cock like nobody's business. She then places his cock between her open cleavage and titty-fucks him. Shinji soon gets lost in heated passion as she sandwiches his meat between her two loaves of bread. And hot mayonnaise had been added to the sandwich; thanks in part to Minato's expertise in her field. But the young future major isn't through yet. He places her on the floor and opens her legs wide. His cock soon returns to its hardness and he parts her nice and soft underwear aside and plunges into her. Despite the fact that she's almost as twice as big as he is, he has her propped against the wall. At first he starts out slow. And then he builds up speed. Minato is in sweet bliss, an "old woman" being done by a horny young man as an orgasmic reaction takes over her body. Shinji is within that same bliss as well. His face tightens as his cock shoots his seed into the nice, warm pussy; his sperm mixing with her cum. -=**=- Minato: And BOY did he felt good! Megumi: I really don't know about it, Minato-san. Wouldn't that get you and the major in trouble? Minato: Naw. This happens all the time. Even in the millitary. Hoshino: She's right. Not only are people stupid, but they're sex- crazed besides. Misato: (With Admiral Fubuki behind her.) Now, I understand that it's a civilian ship. The crew has no real war experience what-so-ever. And it's 3/5's women. But do we really need to have this kid as a major?! Prospect: Not really. But I've read reports that he's the best there is. Shinji: This is my first time. Please be kind. I've set up some complimentary coffee at the lunchroom. Misato: No, I'm not gonna be nice! I'm gonna melt candles on you and stick 'em up your ass! Shinji: HEY!! Fubuki: Chief Katsuragi. Just because Gendo Ikari attempted to make a perfect world using childred does not give you the authority to beat up on his son. Misato: Yeah, well... To me he just sticks out like a sore thumb, that's all. (She and Shinji look at each other.) No hard feelings, kid. But I'm not gonna be easy on you. -==- Daigouji: (In his TENSHI) Let's go! Gekiganger! Ritsuko: [He's so wrong. It's the Teichert, Erbine, Nergel Sub-orbital Hardware Item. Warrior class...] HEY, YOU!! QUIT PLAYING AROUND!! Pilots aren't suppose to come onboard until a week from now! Daigouji: Sorry, professor. But when I heard about becoming a Gekiganger pilot, I couldn't get here fast enough! THIS IS THE REAL THING, BABY!! Ritsuko: WILL YOU GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE...!!! [Klaxons] Ritsuko: DANGIT!! THEY'RE HERE!! Daigouji: IT'S SHOWTIME!! -=- Hoshino: We got an armada of Jovian Lizard fighters heading straight towards us, people. Misato: Oh, great! And we don't have the pilots yet! Shinji: Then I guess we'll have to call the nearest military outpost, then. Prospect: THE MILITARY??!! Shinji: The military. Prospect: DON'T YOU GET IT, YET??!! The point of the Nadesico being made is that we didn't need any help from those power-hungry slimeballs! Shinji: You mean the same ones Nergal Corp has. Prospect: GACK!!! Shinji: The military's make by people, just like anywhere else. It'll be sheer stupidity to think otherwise. -=***=- Meanwhile, millions of lightyears away on the planet Raalgon... A young girl is playing the harp in a large, white room while her "audience" looks on. A handsome man with long hair walks into the room... Dom: Your majesty. My apologies for this interruption. Azalin: (Stops playing her harp.) It's never an interruption whenever you're involved. What is it? Dom: It's about the Lizar fleet that has been sent to the Earthian solar system. The "hairless apes" have found some way of fighting back. Azalin: Oh really, now? ************ Neon Genesis Evangelion, Martian Successor Nadesico, and Irresponsible Captain Tylor belong to their respective copyrights. Hideaki Anno is STILL a DEAD MAN, though. Ramblings: I'm just sick and tired, that's all. Everytime I think about trying to restart Sachiel, it turns into straight-out sex! So, that's what I'll write. A "Shinji Screws Nearly Every Woman Yet Again" lemon fic. My apologies to everyone. As you can see, I'd finally found the end of my rope here. And this took me an hour and thirty minutes, so... My apologies to those who expect me to do some non-lemon Eva/Nade fiction. But... I grow lemons on my tree. ^_^; -- Shinji Ikari The 10 o'Clock Assassin The Anti-Mainstream Anime Page. http://members.xoom.com/Shinji_2200/KNSImpact.htm Streetlife The Hentai Anime Babes Picture Gallary (NEW!) http://anime.asian-space.com/streetlife/index.html