From: sethable@my-dejanews.com
Subject: [Eva][FanFic] Shinji's first time

Shinji Smokes Crack for the First Time

Shinji looks at the white substance in the ziplock baggie with a mixture
of trepidation and anticipation. 

"What is it?" he asks Rei.

"It's 97% pure Brazillian crack." she says.  "It will bring you in sync
with your EVA." 

Shinji doesn't want to look like a wimp in front of Rei, so he takes a
deep breath, and smokes the whole bag! 

"aaaaAH.uhggg...Ah-ah-ah!!! Aaaaaah...  Oh yeah, that's the stuff." 

"Oh Shinji, you're my hero!" says Rei. "Let me be your crack ho!" 

"Whateva, biatch." says Shinji, eyes glazed, head bopping to Wu-Tang. 

THE END
based on true story. 

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