From: utini@banet.net ok this is a quick stupid spam fic that just came to me one night around 1:30 in the am. Ok before you continue this fic contains words that would be considered "naughty" by most folks, so don't read this if your under 18 (but I'm only 15 and I don't want to be a hypocrite so read it if you want just don't say I didn't warn you). Of course that doesn't include me as I am writing it and you for you are reading it. One more thing before we begin, I don't own eva, Gainax does. ok let the show begin! Rei: unspoken feelings, spoken! ********************************************************** It was a normal day in Tokyo three. You know with cicadas chirping, angels attacking, and angst being flung around left and right, you know the usual. Rei Ayanami walked into the command center where Gendo and Misato were briefing the other two pilots. Also present were Ritsuko, fuyuutski and the three other nerv technicians (if you know all their names you get a cookie at the end of the fic). Any way rei walks in and joins Shinji and asuka already being briefed. "Okay you two attack the eva and get hurt. Then you rei will run in with a hundred n2 mines strapped to your eva and kamikaze the angel to death." Gendo orders. "Fine with me." Asuka mutters. "But Ayanami-kun..." Shinji mutters. "Shut up Shinji, we got a tone of spare Rei's in the basement, jeez didn't you watch episode 23?" Gendo yells at his son. "Of course I did, but didn't Ritsuko blow them all up? or something?" Shinji uncharacteristically talks back to his father. "Shut up you idiot, that never happened in this fic so just shut up, pilot the eva and save the freakin world alright! Now suit up and head for your cages." Gendo says also a bit out of character. "No." Ayanami states. "What?" "I said no you whore!" "W..W...What?!" Everyone in the room (except rei) shouts. "That's, right Gendo you ugly bastard! Your a fucking whore and I'm not going to pilot that Goddamned eva again ever!" Ayanami shouts. "Rei calm down, what's gotten into you? your usually so quiet." Shinji says. "Oh shut up you spineless pervert! Don't think I didn't see the beginning of end of eva!" "Umm Shinji what is she talking about?" asuka asks? Shinji just kind of stares at asuka and begins to flood blood from his nose. "All you care about is getting into my panties, asuka's panties, Misato's panties, or Kawrou's drawers! Your a sick pervert who'll fuck anyone who even talks to him. So don't talk to me, your just like your father, an ugly fucking whore!" Ayanami yells with her voice growing louder and louder. "I HATE ALL OF YOU. YOU ALL SUCK! All I needed was an hones kind word. Instead I get pervs trying to "save" the world, what bullshit, one just wants to fuck his dead wife and the other's just an emotionally fucked up piece of shit! I could have been normal and happy, but NO! You all had to be big FUCKING WHORES, to big to notice little old Ayanami, oh "she's quiet" "she'll be a good girl" "There's plenty more were she came from" Well I'm a person too damn it! Couldn't one of you stop being so fucked up to care about me as a person? And not as a lifeless doll here for your needs. well I quit, let the angels fuck Adam and destroy the world, see if I care?!" Everyone in the room just stares in shock at the obviously insane out of character rei Ayanami. Rei begins to walk away as Misato stutters, "Wait rei were not all bad it's just Gendo and his pussy, lame ass, loser son." "OH yes you are. Look at you Misato you are the biggest whore of them all. All you do is get drunk, fuck Kaji, get drunk, fuck Kaji, kill some angles, get drunk, kill Kaji, get drunk, and attempt to fuck Shinji! You are a moronic slob and I hate you. You had Shinji and asuka live with you. I was here in Tokyo a year before either of them, and you never once even invited me for tea! What the fuck was up with that? If anyone should have lived with you it should have been me you DRUNKEN BITCH!" Misato just shrugs her shoulders and reaches into her pocket as rei continues her tirade. "None of you cared about me, all you want to do is fuck, kill angels, and whine! Well it's my turn to whine god damn it! Fuyuutski just wants to fuck Yui, asuka wants to fuck Kaji, Misato wants to fuck period, Maya wants to fuck Ritsuko, Huyuga wants to fuck Misato, Aoba wants to fuck... well I guess Aoba's okay, Shinji doesn't know what he wants to fuck, and Gendo wants and has fucked anyone he deems useful. God I hate all of you, none of you could have cared for the real me, you all just want to use me or ignore me. I hate you all and I hope you all burn in hell! YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK! B U R N I N HE...." *BANG* Rei is jerked back as the bullet rams it's way into her brain instantly killing her. Misato speaks as she puts away the recently used firearm. "Gendo better wait a few days until you get a new rei clone. Damn period always screws her up." the end. ********************************************************** Okay I bet you hated that, if so flame me at utini@banet.net. If for some reason you liked that, congratulate me at utini@banet.net If your confused as to why I wrote this, or other similar question, mail me at utini@banet.net If want to mail me but don't know my addy it's yourafuckingmoron@pissoff.com. Oh and by the way I lied about the cookie. ^_^! One final thought before I go, I love eva very much, and I love all the characters it's just that I get very vocal (not to mention vulgar) sometimes. Basically I just want you to know that I like eva and this is not an anti fic. Okay I think I've sufficiently wasted enough of your time, have a good night and try not to hate me if I offended you.