Social Life Calculus
I have uncovered the secret law of the universe. Click to find out…
If you don’t get the joke, go study calculus. I should really be revising for my exams next week. I hate chemistry.
I have uncovered the secret law of the universe. Click to find out…
If you don’t get the joke, go study calculus. I should really be revising for my exams next week. I hate chemistry.
September 18th, 2007 at 1:31 am
I don’t get it. Is this a ripoff of Lianyl’s ramblings of muckvisage series of faux academic anime writings? Or is it an opportunity for you to touch our hands?
September 18th, 2007 at 2:00 am
Those integrals hurt like mad, yo.
September 18th, 2007 at 4:21 am
lol… it is sad that i understood… maths is ruining my life… why am I taking more maths modules T_T
September 18th, 2007 at 4:31 am
K_depth is a function of K, so you should use depth(K) instead:
integral depth(K) dK
is much easier to understand, I think.
September 18th, 2007 at 6:58 am
I guess I don’t have any problems with maths, but I know nothing about chemistry. So what the hell is K?
September 18th, 2007 at 7:35 am
I get it, but I’m having very mixed feelings about this accomplishment… should I feel accomplished because I never took calculus, or sad because I realized I’m one step closer to having no life?
September 18th, 2007 at 7:56 am
I took two years of calculus in college, but I haven’t used it since I graduated, so I couldn’t integrate anything anymore if my life depended on it. It’s pretty sad how fast all the useless things you learn in school just escape you…
September 18th, 2007 at 8:24 am
If I have used the Lorentz transformation matrix before, what does that make me?
September 18th, 2007 at 8:40 am
I don’t get it really…
I mean I get the double entendre about integrations but I have no clue what Kdepth or depth(k) is, k,dk seem irrelevant anyway, just a variable but why depth ???
September 18th, 2007 at 9:07 am
hmm hands touching.. hmm hands..
September 18th, 2007 at 9:42 am
What? Nobody bothered to read the last sentence?
September 18th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
lulz.
But that’s not the secret law of the Universe. The secret law of the universe is actually
September 18th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Other than (k^2)/2, I dun really get it.
September 18th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
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September 18th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Lol, the “poseur who wikis everything” describes me perfectly
September 19th, 2007 at 5:59 am
How do you intergrate again? (wats the thing with intergration >_
September 20th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I really didn’t get it,but the otaku thing was funny :P
September 20th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I hate formulas, so I didn’ bother to work that out, but the graphs were easy to understand. I love how otaku got their own giant depth thingie, wiki got everything, and Einstein went all 3D/4D. Roflmao!
Sad how it all makes sense too >_
September 20th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
hi, this is a pretty random comment, but im thinking of learning jap once the end of year holidays start, so do you have any good places to recommend?
September 20th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Actually, DarkMirage did sort of outline a method to learn Japanese ages ago, here
If you’re a beginner, you can very well start learning on your ownuntil about JLPT 3, and higher if you’re highly motivated.
If you want to go alone, there are plenty of people on the Net doing the same. Look here for starters
September 20th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Ah, the links in the last post were screwed up.
/websites/www.darkmirage.com-pre/2005/11/14/a-guide-to-learning-japanese/
http://alljapaneseallthetime.com
September 23rd, 2007 at 6:25 pm
uh Rozen Taso didn’t win the votes :(
September 25th, 2007 at 12:48 am
Err… My basic calculus is : ∫ x + 4 dx = x² + 4x + c
So, I don’t get your “C” or “F” maths. (C Maths = Crap Maths. F Maths = F***ed Maths.)
September 26th, 2007 at 12:55 am
Hahahahahahaha.
Nice one there DM, nice one there. I feel both happy and sad at the same time because I understand it totally.
Good luck for your exams or whatever. Hell, I need a lot too for mine now.
December 4th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
Sheesh, speaking as a Math major (no, seriously), that is insane…
And I thus conclude that you’ve been driven overboard from studying too much.