1.Alright, let’s begin. Please accept my feelings, okay? =>
Rest assured, I fully accept your pure, unrivalled, unconditional… hatred!
2.Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! =>
Rule of three, I guess?
3.How should I know that? =>
I dunno, girl logic and stuff?
4.That’s enough. I don’t know you anymore. =>
Any more than what?
5.I give up! And to think that I trusted you! =>
Okay, then don’t think about it, what’s the problem?
6.I’ll never forgive you! I won’t ever forget this! =>
I would say I’m sorry… but I’m not.
7.I’m sick of this. =>
Not feeling well today? Well, you could try taking a medicine…
8.Stop that nonsense! =>
But it’s fun nonsense!
9.Are you stupid!? =>
Yes, except no.
10.I hate brats. =>
Me too, amiga. Me too.
11.What a weirdo, unbelievable. =>
Indeed, truth is often stranger than fiction!
12.Disgusting… =>
Would that be your usual reaction to my close proximity?
13.Yuck~ =>
Hm. That wasn’t particularly informative, y’know.
14.Keep crawling on the ground for the rest of your life. =>
It’s not crawling, woman! It’s, like, slowly moving toward a distant objective in a cautiously crouched position – just like that!
15.I never knew you were such a person. =>
Looks like I have some hidden depths, don’t I?
16.I’m sick of you, just die. =>
Great. Now you have this “me-phobia”, too!
17.Look at what you’ve done! I can’t believe this. =>
You can’t? What a relief! Finally, someone who doesn’t blame me!
18.I hate you! =>
Thanks… I guess.
19.You idiot! =>
No need to state the obvious.
20.Is there something wrong with your head? =>
Yep. My haircut is a total mess.
21.If you can’t comprehend my words, how about I tell it to your body? =>
No! I’m not ready for this degree of intimacy just yet!!!
22.Don’t make me hit you, I’ll make sure it hurts. =>
All pain is numb if to a broken heart compared. Wait, what the hell did I just say?
23.Hey! How long do you plan to keep sleeping? I’m going to kick you if you don’t wake up now! =>
Hmmm… Hello beautiful! Are you a dream, too?
24.Moron. =>
And that’s an understatement!
25.Hey, don’t do that. =>
Don’t do what, precisely?
26.There’s no remedy for stupidity. =>
Except even greater stupidity!
27.I warned you before, don’t come close to me! =>
I don’t! It’s just that the room is small! Also, kind of stuffy.
28.I don’t want to see your face. Don’t talk to me ever again. =>
Okay! I’ll turn around and communicate non-verbally!
29.You are 100 years too early to speak to me. =>
Guess that old time machine must be royally screwed, hey.
30.Jeez, I’m getting angry now. =>
Warn me when you detonate! I’ll hide under the bed!
31.Love and hate are two sides of the same paper. Please remember my words, okay? =>
Should I remember the truth in them, or that it was you who said this?
32.You are so square! =>
I’m just a bit edgy, you know, rectangular!
33.That’s enough, apologize now! =>
Okay. I’m really, really sorry for being such a magnificent, witty, inspirational, humorous and all-around loveable jerkass!
34.Why are you such a wimp? =>
Don’t jump to conclusions now. Maybe I just need some magic love… or a bottle of whiskey!
35.I was a fool for believing in you all this time. =>
To err is human. So don’t be too hard on yourself, deal?
36.I’ll say it as many times as it takes. Don’t do that! =>
But it’s fun!
37.No, I am merely giving you a warning. =>
Like a parking ticket? Yeah, sure!
38.What insolence! How dare you do that! =>
At times, I’m quite a daring individual!
39.Fool! Who do you take me for? =>
For a girl I lo… for a girl who will kick the hell outta me unless I shut up?
40.Stop depending on me and do it yourself. =>
It’s boring, and I’m lazy.
41.Naughty boys require punishments. =>
Ow. That came out a bit… wrong, didn’t it?
42.Don’t you feel remorse for letting down humanity? =>
No, I feel rightfully proud while doing so!
43.And to think that I loved you… =>
You… WHAT.
44.I really hate you! =>
Calm down. It’s not like anybody denies that…
45.*punch* *punch* *punch* =>
Are you trying to induce bodily harm upon me, or do you just really like my jacket?
46.Which do you prefer? Hurry up and pick. =>
Can’t I have both?
47.Pfft. I’m not going to listen to your anymore. =>
I’m not much of a talker, so…
48.You look otaku. =>
Looks can be deceiving, mind you.
49.Don’t look at me like that. =>
Sorry! I was just, you know, distracted by those sexy… curtains! Yep, that’s true!
50.I won’t forgive you if you do it again. =>
Agreed. I’ll try something different next time!
51.You are really hopeless. =>
Yes, as in “devoid of hope”, lacking aspiration. Why do you even bother with me, that’s what I don’t understand.
52.You just keep putting on weight. I don’t care anymore. =>
Thankfully! Fifty push-ups every morning was a bit radical, to be honest.
53.I am not worrying for you sake, got it? =>
Yeah, you were just passing by. Got it!
54.This has reached the point of no return. =>
You just noticed that?
55.Quiet, shut up! =>
Is it “quiet” or “shut up?”
56.Please don’t come near me ever again. =>
Ok, I’ll contemplate you from a safe distance. Care to pass the binoculars?
57.That’s enough, I am not interested. =>
But… I haven’t even started to suggest anything!
58.Why don’t you get it? It won’t work no matter how much you try. =>
What if I try hard enough?
59.I am too appalled to respond to that. =>
That was a rhetorical question anyway.
60.No! You can’t do that! =>
Who’s going to stop me?
61.Don’t come close to me, you’re filthy. =>
No way! I took a bath, like, a day ago?
62.You are the cause of all this. It’s your responsibility. =>
It always is.
63.You, enough with the nonsense. =>
“Sense” is subjective.
64.If you think I’ll always be with you, you are mistaken. =>
I’d never indulge in such foolish optimism: mortality is in the human nature, after all.
65.You said you could handle it! Coward. =>
I could! Before things went friggin’ askew, that is…
66.Don’t turn around until I say it’s okay. =>
Relax! What’s there to see that I haven’t already seen?
67.How many times do I have to show you? Even a monkey could’ve done it by now. =>
Monkeys have a higher muscle performance index, you know!
68.How many days are you planning to work overnight? Your body is going to collapse. =>
Who cares? I don’t.
69.Tired already? I won’t let you off yet. =>
I’m not tired!!! Don’t you ever… oh, sorry.
70.I hate you! Don’t let me see your face again! =>
Wearing a mask comes to mind.
71.It’s because you always say such things that people treat you like a kid. =>
Or is it due to people’s failure to treat me seriously that I’m committed to this jolly foolishness?
72.I don’t want to be associated with you. =>
Don’t worry! No one in their right mind would ever associate you with me!
73.You bastard! Don’t destroy our fields! =>
Some bastard I am, yielding to a girl’s demands.
74.You are mistaken if you think I’ll always forgive you with a smile. =>
I never sought forgiveness. Nor compassion. Nor love.
75.This is revenge for that person! =>
Just for the record: they totally deserved that!
76.Special move, Oshikari Punch! Take this! =>
Ouch, careful! You don’t wanna graze these beauty hands of yours!
77.Kick! Punch! Chop! Still want more? =>
No, thanks. I’d rather have a sandwich.
78.Stop being so frivolous. =>
Take my word on this: you don’t want the serious me.
79.No! Not in a million years! =>
What about a million and one? Because, statistically speaking…
80.I’m tired of this. I give up. =>
Whoa! Get out of your trench and wave the white flag!
81.I don’t get bored when I’m with you. Not in a good way. =>
Just look: there isn’t a good way of getting bored, agreed? Thus, not getting bored is rendered good automatically!
82.Just say it, you love being scolded don’t you? =>
It’s not that I enjoy it, but I don’t particularly mind it either… if it’s you.
83.It’s scolding time! =>
Fine! Now, where the hell are my headphones?
84.If you don’t listen to what I tell you, I won’t like you any more. =>
And if I tell you that which you won’t listen to, will I like you any less for it?
85.This is far from being enough to make me happy. =>
At least it compares to “enough”, somehow.
86.Ready? I’ll only say it one more time. =>
Fine, I’ll record it and listen on repeat!
87.Someday you will incur divine wrath, you scoundrel! =>
Don’t worry, the Celestial Bureaucracy will screw it up again, mark my words!
88.You can’t even do this yourself? You are really helpless without me. =>
I am. You are my only flicker of hope amidst the encroaching darkness. Sometimes I wonder if it leads me to salvation, or lures me further into the bog.
89.You are the one at fault! =>
Definitely. So what?
90.Don’t you understand my feelings? =>
I’ll throw this back at you: do you fail to comprehend mine?
91.I’ll tell on you! I’ll tell on you no matter what! =>
You’re welcome, but beware: in some bizarre ways, I always end up having the moral high ground!
92.At this rate you’ll never find a girlfriend for the rest of your life. =>
But this way, I’ll learn to treasure what I already have. Hopefully.
93.You believe in such things? Are you an idiot? =>
Let me think… Guess I’m more of a puckish rogue.
94.So, you came back after all. But I’m not going to forgive you. =>
What if I ask gently-softly-sweetly-discreetly?
95.You want more? You want more? You want more? =>
It’s not me you should ask, but yourself.
96.I can’t do anything even if you cry. It’s not like I don’t feel like crying. =>
And I won’t. Mine are the tears unshed, dry eyes while facing despair.
97.Don’t throw it out! =>
What’s a mere trinket, a memento? Or does it mean something to you?
98.I-It’s not like I like you or anything. =>
It’s not like I suspected as much or something.
99.I say this because I care for you. =>
For once, I am speechless.
100.Looks like you managed to hold on till the end. Do you hate me now? =>
No way! In fact, I very much don’t hate you! That’s not to say I like you, of course, so don’t get the wrong idea, okay!
101.You really are hopeless. I’ll forgive you, but just this time got it? =>
I… thanks. Now, where did we stop? You’re so lovely when you smile…

THE END