{"id":49,"date":"2005-11-22T21:09:26","date_gmt":"2005-11-22T13:09:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2005\/11\/22\/doa-movie-trailer\/"},"modified":"2006-10-29T09:58:13","modified_gmt":"2006-10-29T01:58:13","slug":"doa-movie-trailer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2005\/11\/22\/doa-movie-trailer\/","title":{"rendered":"DOA Movie Trailer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just watched the trailer for the movie adaptation of <strong>Dead or Alive<\/strong>. It ain&#8217;t pretty.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/images\/screencaps\/doai.jpg\" class=\"centered\" alt=\"Title\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sure, DOA isn&#8217;t exactly the greatest game ever or anything, but I still have to pay my respect to yet another video game that has fallen victim to Hollywood idiocy. Click to see the rest of the screen caps.<\/p>\n<p><strong>General Advisory<\/strong>: May cause blindness.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"caption\">\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/images\/screencaps\/doaa.jpg\" alt=\"Crap\" \/><br \/>\nWTF?<\/p>\n<p class=\"caption\">\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/images\/screencaps\/doab.jpg\" alt=\"More crap\" \/><br \/>\nWTF happened to Kasumi?<\/p>\n<p class=\"caption\">\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/images\/screencaps\/doac.jpg\" alt=\"Even more crap\" \/><br \/>\nWTF is this one?<\/p>\n<p class=\"caption\">\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/images\/screencaps\/doad.jpg\" alt=\"Please, make the suffering stop!\" \/><br \/>\nWTF are they using katana?<\/p>\n<p class=\"caption\">\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/images\/screencaps\/doae.jpg\" alt=\"Oh my god, it burns!\" \/><br \/>\nKill Bill 3? WTF?<\/p>\n<p class=\"caption\">\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/images\/screencaps\/doaf.jpg\" alt=\"Holy shit, I just lost something there!\" \/><br \/>\nWTF?<\/p>\n<p class=\"caption\">\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/images\/screencaps\/doag.jpg\" alt=\"Okay, my eyes are gone.\" \/><br \/>\nShe&#8217;s no <em>Japanese<\/em> ninja! WTF?<\/p>\n<p class=\"caption\">\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/images\/screencaps\/doah.jpg\" alt=\"Really.\" \/><br \/>\nLooking more and more like Kill Bill! WTF?<\/p>\n<p>I warned you, didn&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just watched the trailer for the movie adaptation of Dead or Alive. It ain&#8217;t pretty. Sure, DOA isn&#8217;t exactly the greatest game ever or anything, but I still have to pay my respect to yet another video game that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2005\/11\/22\/doa-movie-trailer\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[439,259,121,440],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}