Blog – Ramblings of DarkMirage http://2pwn.tk/websites/www.darkmirage.com Anime, Games, J-Pop and Whatever Else Wed, 04 Jul 2007 14:44:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.7.2 [Insert Anime Title] – Episode [Insert No.] http://2pwn.tk/websites/www.darkmirage.com/2006/12/07/the-dummys-guide-to-anime-blogging/ http://2pwn.tk/websites/www.darkmirage.com/2006/12/07/the-dummys-guide-to-anime-blogging/#comments Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:15:43 +0000 http://2pwn.tk/websites/www.darkmirage.com/2006/12/07/the-dummys-guide-to-anime-blogging/ Continue reading ]]> The Dummy’s Guide to Anime Blogging. (Inspired by bluemist.) Achieve Internet fame in just 23.52 seconds!

[Insert Brief Episode Summary]

Important: Drop vague hints to entice the reader
Optional: Insert the funniest screencap from the episode

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[Insert Continue Reading Button]

[Insert Detailed Episode Summary]

Important: Do not actually summarize; retell the whole episode
Important: Must include spoilers to prove that you have understood the story

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[Insert In-depth Analysis]

Optional: Criticize the bad fansubbing
Important: Above point NOT optional if subbed by Doremi
Optional: Literary analysis
Optional: Relate episode to real-life experiences

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[Insert Fanboy/girl Remarks]

Important: Must include at least ONE character worship
Important: Must include at least ONE picture from danbooru of said character
Optional: Include the use of words like “fap”, “hawt” and “seksi”
Optional: Insult the characters you hate

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[Insert Humorous Remarks]

Optional: Humour
Optional: Link to latest 4chan meme

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[Insert Conclusion]

Important: Insert more screencaps if insufficient
Important: There must be enough screencaps to reproduce the entire episode sans audio if user scrolls down your post fast enough (24 FPS should do it)

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