妄想ボイスCD第二弾「おしかりCD」
Mousou Voice CD Vol.2 “Oshikari CD”

Do you love tsundere girls? Especially when they go tsuntsun? Well, here’s the perfect CD for you then!

This is the second instalment of Ciffon‘s 妄想 (mousou) series. Basically each CD has a specific theme and 12 seiyuu (mostly newbies) each read out a 101-line script based on that theme. The theme for this CD is “Oshikari” or “scolding”. Yeah, you read that right. This CD contains 1200+ lines of girls scolding you. :P

The best part of the CD is that it has Shizuka Itou (Tamaki Kousaka from ToHeart2) voicing the first track. That was all it took to convince me to buy this CD from Neowing with my remaining membership points. Here’s Shizuka-sama’s track:

Below are all 101 lines with my translation. All twelve tracks use the same 101 lines.

1. さあ、はじめるよ。私の気持ち、しっかり受け止めてね
   » Alright, let’s begin. Please accept my feelings, okay?
2. ばか、ばか、ばか
   » Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
3. 分かんないわよ！
   » How should I know that?
4. いいかげんにしてください、もう知りません
   » That’s enough. I don’t know you anymore.
5. もう知らない、せっかく信用してたのに
   » I give up! And to think that I trusted you!
6. 絶対許さない、一生忘れないんだから
   » I’ll never forgive you! I won’t ever forget this!
7. あー、もうやだ
   » I’m sick of this.
8. いいかげんにしてよ！
   » Stop that nonsense!
9. あんたばかじゃないの！？
   » Are you stupid!?
10. わたしガキは嫌いなの
    » I hate brats.
11. 変なの、信じられない
    » What a weirdo, unbelievable.
12. 気持ち悪い・・・
    » Disgusting…
13. いや～
    » Yuck~
14. 一生地べたにé€ã„つくばっていなさいよ
    » Keep crawling on the ground for the rest of your life.
15. こんな人だとは思わなかった
    » I never knew you were such a person.
16. もーやだ、死んじゃえー
    » I’m sick of you, just die.
17. なんてことしてくれるのよ、もうありえない
    » Look at what you’ve done! I can’t believe this.
18. もうキライ
    » I hate you!
19. ばっかやろー
    » You idiot!
20. ちょっと頭おかしいんじゃないの
    » Is there something wrong with your head?
21. 口で言っても分からないなら体で覚えてもらいましょうか
    » If you can’t comprehend my words, how about I tell it to your body?
22. 叩くよ、ぼっこぼこにãã‚‹ã‚ˆ
    » Don’t make me hit you, I’ll make sure it hurts.
23. こらっ。いつまで寝てんの。早く起きないと踏みつけちゃうぞ！
    » Hey! How long do you plan to keep sleeping? I’m going to kick you if you don’t wake up now!
24. アホーーー
    » Moron.
25. こら、だめでしょ
    » Hey, don’t do that.
26. バカにつける薬はないわね
    » There’s no remedy for stupidity.
27. だから言ってんでしょ、もうついてこないで
    » I warned you before, don’t come close to me!
28. 顔もみたくない、二度と声かけないで
    » I don’t want to see your face. Don’t talk to me ever again.
29. わたしと話ããªã‚“て１００年早いのよ
    » You are 100 years too early to speak to me.
30. もー、怒っちゃうよ
    » Jeez, I’m getting angry now.
31. 好きと嫌いはç´ä¸€é‡ã€ç§ã®è¨€è‘‰ã‚’しっかりと受け止めてね
    » Love and hate are two sides of the same paper. Please remember my words, okay?
32. おやじくさーい
    » You are so square!
33. いいかげんにして、あやまりなさい
    » That’s enough, apologize now!
34. なんでそんなに卑屈なの
    » Why are you such a wimp?
35. ずっと信じた私がバカだったのね
    » I was a fool for believing in you all this time.
36. 何度でも言うからね、やっちゃだめ
    » I’ll say it as many times as it takes. Don’t do that!
37. いいえ、違いまãã€‚注意してるの、私は
    » No, I am merely giving you a warning.
38. 無礼者！なにをしておろう！
    » What insolence! How dare you do that!
39. うつけもの！私をだれと心得ておる！
    » Fool! Who do you take me for?
40. わたしばっかり頼らないで、自分でãã‚‹ã®
    » Stop depending on me and do it yourself.
41. 悪い子にはおしおきしちゃうわよ
    » Naughty boys require punishments.
42. 世間様に申し訳ないと思わないの？
    » Don’t you feel remorse for letting down humanity?
43. 大好きだったのに・・・
    » And to think that I loved you…
44. 大っきらい
    » I really hate you!
45. パン、パン、パーン
    » *punch* *punch* *punch*
46. どっちがいいのよ、はっきりしなさいよ
    » Which do you prefer? Hurry up and pick.
47. ふんっ。もう口聞いてあげないんだから
    » Pfft. I’m not going to listen to your anymore.
48. オタクっぽい
    » You look otaku.
49. そんな目でわたしを見ないで
    » Don’t look at me like that.
50. 今度やったら許さないよ
    » I won’t forgive you if you do it again.
51. どうしょうもないわね、あなたは
    » You are really hopeless.
52. そんなにデブデブ太って、知らないわよ
    » You just keep putting on weight. I don’t care anymore.
53. 別にあんたのために心配してるんじゃないんだからねっ
    » I am not worrying for you sake, got it?
54. もう取り返しのつかないことになってしまったね
    » This has reached the point of no return.
55. うるさい、だまれ
    » Quiet, shut up!
56. 二度と関わらないでください
    » Please don’t come near me ever again.
57. いい加減にしてください、お断りしまã
    » That’s enough, I am not interested.
58. まるでなってないわ、もう何をしてもだめなものはだめ
    » Why don’t you get it? It won’t work no matter how much you try.
59. 呆れてなにもいえない
    » I am too appalled to respond to that.
60. だーめっ、そんなことしちゃだめ
    » No! You can’t do that!
61. 近寄らないで、汚らわしい
    » Don’t come close to me, you’re filthy.
62. 君のせいで大変なことになったわ、責任とってよね
    » You are the cause of all this. It’s your responsibility.
63. お前、いいかんげんにしろよ
    » You, enough with the nonsense.
64. いつまでも一緒に居られると思ったら大間違いよ
    » If you think I’ll always be with you, you are mistaken.
65. 大丈夫って言ってくれたのに、この腰抜け～
    » You said you could handle it! Coward.
66. いいって言うまでこっち向くな
    » Don’t turn around until I say it’s okay.
67. 何回言ったら分かるの？猿だってできるわよ、これくらい
    » How many times do I have to show you? Even a monkey could’ve done it by now.
68. 何日徹夜ãã‚Œã°æ°—が済むの？身体こわしちゃうよ
    » How many days are you planning to work overnight? Your body is going to collapse.
69. 疲れたの？だめ、まだまだ許してあげない
    » Tired already? I won’t let you off yet.
70. あんたなんか大嫌い、もう顔も見たくない
    » I hate you! Don’t let me see your face again!
71. そんなこと言ってるからいつまでも子供って言われるのよ
    » It’s because you always say such things that people treat you like a kid.
72. あなたが知り合いって思われたくない
    » I don’t want to be associated with you.
73. このやろー、うちの畑荒らããªãƒ¼
    » You bastard! Don’t destroy our fields!
74. いつまでも私が笑って許ãã¨æ€ã£ãŸã‚‰å¤§é–“違いよ
    » You are mistaken if you think I’ll always forgive you with a smile.
75. あの人の仇ーーー
    » This is revenge for that person!
76. 必殺、お叱りパンチ、えい、えい、えいーーー
    » Special move, Oshikari Punch! Take this!
77. キック、パンチ、チョップ！これでもか
    » Kick! Punch! Chop! Still want more?
78. ヘラヘラãã‚‹ã®ã‚„めて
    » Stop being so frivolous.
79. イヤ、ぜったいイヤ
    » No! Not in a million years!
80. あー、疲れた、もうだめ
    » I’m tired of this. I give up.
81. あなたといると退屈しないわ、色んな意味で
    » I don’t get bored when I’m with you. Not in a good way.
82. 正直にいいなさい、叱られるのが嬉しいんでしょ
    » Just say it, you love being scolded don’t you?
83. お叱りモード全開！
    » It’s scolding time!
84. 言うこと聞いてくれないと嫌いになっちゃうよ
    » If you don’t listen to what I tell you, I won’t like you any more.
85. これくらいじゃ私を喜ばããªã‚“て無理よ
    » This is far from being enough to make me happy.
86. い～い？もう一度言うからよく聞くのよ
    » Ready? I’ll only say it one more time.
87. いつか天誅をくらうわよ、この悪党
    » Someday you will incur divine wrath, you scoundrel!
88. こんなことも出来ないの？私がいないと何もできないのね
    » You can’t even do this yourself? You are really helpless without me.
89. 悪いのはお前だーー
    » You are the one at fault!
90. この気持ちが分からないの？
    » Don’t you understand my feelings?
91. 言いつけてやる、絶対言いつけてやるんだから
    » I’ll tell on you! I’ll tell on you no matter what!
92. このままだったら一生恋人はできないわよ
    » At this rate you’ll never find a girlfriend for the rest of your life.
93. こんなこと信じちゃってばかじゃないのー
    » You believe in such things? Are you an idiot?
94. 結局戻ってきたのね、でも許さない
    » So, you came back after all. But I’m not going to forgive you.
95. これでもか、これでもか、これでもか
    » You want more? You want more? You want more?
96. 泣いたって何もでないわよ。わたしだって泣きたいわよ
    » I can’t do anything even if you cry. It’s not like I don’t feel like crying.
97. 投げ出しちゃだめ
    » Don’t throw it out!
98. べ、べつに好きなわけじゃないんだからね
    » I-It’s not like I like you or anything.
99. わたしはあなたのことを思っていってるのよ
    » I say this because I care for you.
100. 最後までよく耐えたわね、こんな私のこと嫌いになった？
     » Looks like you managed to hold on till the end. Do you hate me now?
101. しょうがないわねえ、今回だけよ、許してあげるの、じゃあね
     » You really are hopeless. I’ll forgive you, but just this time got it?

Tama-nee never fails to bring out my inner M. <3

The first Mousou CD was Oniichan and, as you can probably imagine, features all the trademark little sister lines. Perfect gift for your siscon/lolicon friends.

You can order Oshikari CD and Oniichan CD from Amazon Japan.

OSHIKARI PUNCH!

• Gedo Senki Insert Song – Teruu no Uta
• Da Capo II Vocal Album – Songs From D.C. II
• The Adventure Over Yui Horie (First Press)
• Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu DVD Vol.1 (Limited Edition)

Total cost: 18,062 yen

The sad thing is, the two DVDs are not mine. ＿|ï¿£|O I don’t have enough money to collect R2 DVDs…

Gedo Senki has been receiving bad reviews from Japanese fans who have seen it in theatres, but the insert song is so good that I bought the single anyway. Just listen to it:

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This version comes from the movie OST. The version in the single is 4:49 long and has some bgm.

• Gundam SEED – moment (80 yen)
• Mahoromatic – Triomatic 2 (80 yen)
• Maaya Sakamoto – Mameshiba (280 yen)
• Ai Yori Aoshi – Towa no Hana (80 yen)
• Aiko Kayoh – Hitomi no Naka no Meikyuu (80 yen)
• Megumi Hayashibara – Enfleurage (80 yen)
• Megumi Hayashibara – iravati (80 yen)
• Megumi Hayashibara – Sakura Saku (80 yen)
• Megumi Hayashibara – Fuwari (180 yen)

That’s a total of 3 albums and 6 singles for only 1020 yen. A new single retails for 1200 yen. :3

100 yen is about 0.85 USD.

• Tamaki Nami – Believe (100 yen)
• Tamaki Nami – Realize (100 yen)
• HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR – PRIDE (50 yen!!!)
• hitomi – by myself (100 yen)
• Love Hina – Character CD Vol.2 (180 yen)
• AI ga Tomaranai (aka A.I. Love) Vol.1-8 (1600 yen)

And the green colour booklet on the top right corner is the script for Kimi ga Nozomu Eien episode 3. That’s the episode where Mitsuki and Takayuki… :3 Well I would’ve prefered the script for the last episode, but I couldn’t find it. The best part is that the script includes the episode preview segment by Ayu and Mayu. lol.

On another note, here’s a bed sheet of Otome from D.C. II.

It costs a good 6000 yen and I have no idea what Pear intends to do with it…

I received the latest Maaya club bulletin today. Looks like those people finally read my snail mail and updated my mailing address… There’s even a piece of notice inside informing members that personal information can now be edited on the club website. It must have been thanks to my complaint.

Anyway, Maaya’s new single will be released on 14th of June! w00t! I’ll be in Japan around that time, so maybe I will finally get to attend one of her live promo events… The single is a double A-side single (which I’m guessing means that both songs are equally good). The songs are “kazemachi JET” and “supika”.

風待ちジェット/スピカ（両A面シングル）
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「風待ちジェット」　作詞：坂本真綾　作曲：鈴木祥子
「スピカ」 　 作詞：坂本真綾　作編曲：h-wonder

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New Maaya songs are always good, but I can’t help noticing that her partnership with Yoko Kanno seems to be over for good. I sort of miss the type of songs from her Nikopachi days… Maybe I just can’t adapt to change.

First pressing of disillusion by Sachi Tainaka and Anata ga Ita Mori by Jyukai. Woohoo! (Yeah, that’s two copies of each.) I’m still trying to decide if I should open them up.

And speaking of anime music, I need to know the lyrics for the fourth stanza of Hoshi ga Kanaderu Monogatari from episode 22 of Mai-Otome. I’m quite certain that the fansubs are wrong but I can’t make out the singing because of all the fighting that’s going on. Can’t wait till OST 3.

P.S. Miyu may have changed her name, but she still rocks. ^^

1. I’m here
2. destination
3. nowhere
4. 暁の車
5. 誰もいない場所
6. 聖夜
7. しずかなことば
8. ふたり
9. 瞳の欠片
10. nostalgia
11. inside your heart

I love the title song destination and nostalgia. The other new songs are all really good too, but I must admit that I prefer the faster pace of the first three singles.

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