So yeah, Merry Christmas to you folks who have the habit of celebrating Christmas. And remember those of us who don’t. No Christmas presents for me.

It’s not that I hate Christmas or anything, it’s just that my family never had the habit of celebrating Christmas. Probably it has something to do with the fact that my parents grew up in China and I lived there for the first few years of my life.

Also, Singapore is kind of summer all year round. In fact, we are one hour ahead of our real time zone, so we really are in summertime all year long. Christmas people celebrate here just ain’t Christmas as seen in anime. The day it snows in Singapore is the day a certain inconvenient truth comes one full cycle and bites us in the ass. It’s been a while since I last saw snow.

Or maybe it’s because school years in Singapore start in January and Christmas for us is really the beginning of the end of the holidays.

The funny thing is, I’ve never actually read “A Christmas Carol” by Charles Dickens before. What I know about the Scrooge and the three Ghosts came from pop culture references like Simpsons, Cartoon Network and Hollywood. Who says TV isn’t educational?

What exactly is this rant about? I have no idea. Maybe I’m just feeling melancholic (fact: the usage of this word has increased by 721.23% online over the past few months), or maybe I’m just experiencing a writer’s block (which is impossible since I’m not a writer).

But remember, Chinese New Year is when I get my sweet, sweet revenge. Or maybe not. But at least I get some pocket money. Sweet.

Anyway, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Hopefully you aren’t spending your Christmas Eve reading this blog. :)

You can download the promo here. Continue for more screenshots.

Interesting note: there seem to be H-scenes for Kotori’s good friends, Mikkun and Tomo-chan. :O (scroll down this page if you don’t remember who they are.)

I’m considering actually paying for this. It’s ï¿¥4,800 for the limited edition, which is a lot less than a full game. Sofmap is giving away a hawt Kotori phone card for their preorder… Oh so tempting.

The game is coming out on 22 Dec, just before Christmas. ぎりぎりってところかな。 That said, I wonder how may people will be spending their Christmas on this game. :P

Santa Claus: An Engineer’s Perspective

I. There are approximately 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, Jehovah’s Witnesses, or Buddist religions, this reduces the workload on Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each.

II. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with at least one good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, jump out, go down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump in the sleigh, and move on to the next house. (That’s why it’s really pointless to stay up and wait for him….)

Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom breaks. This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For the purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 75.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour.

III. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child has nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull nothing more than 300 pounds. Even granted that “flying” reindeer could pull ten times the normal amount, the job can’t be done with eight or nine of them; Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the sleigh itself, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizibeth (the ship, not the monarch).

IV. 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance; this would heat up the reindeer in the same fasion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth’s atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and causing deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.2 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reaches the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 miles per second in .001 seconds, would be subjected to centrifugal forces of 17,500 G’s. A 250 pound Santa (which seem ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pound of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo.

V. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he’s dead now.

lol.

For the record, I’ve never celebrated Christmas before. Also, Christmas means that the new school year will start soon and I have to stop wasting my time away posting useless blog entries like this.

Bah, humbug.

Shiny…