dead or alive – Ramblings of DarkMirage http://2pwn.tk/websites/www.darkmirage.com Anime, Games, J-Pop and Whatever Else Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:58:13 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.7.2 DOA Movie Trailer http://2pwn.tk/websites/www.darkmirage.com/2005/11/22/doa-movie-trailer/ http://2pwn.tk/websites/www.darkmirage.com/2005/11/22/doa-movie-trailer/#comments Tue, 22 Nov 2005 13:09:26 +0000 http://2pwn.tk/websites/www.darkmirage.com/2005/11/22/doa-movie-trailer/ Continue reading →]]> I just watched the trailer for the movie adaptation of Dead or Alive. It ain’t pretty.

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Sure, DOA isn’t exactly the greatest game ever or anything, but I still have to pay my respect to yet another video game that has fallen victim to Hollywood idiocy. Click to see the rest of the screen caps.

General Advisory: May cause blindness.

Crap
WTF?

More crap
WTF happened to Kasumi?

Even more crap
WTF is this one?

Please, make the suffering stop!
WTF are they using katana?

Oh my god, it burns!
Kill Bill 3? WTF?

Holy shit, I just lost something there!
WTF?

Okay, my eyes are gone.
She’s no Japanese ninja! WTF?

Really.
Looking more and more like Kill Bill! WTF?

I warned you, didn’t I?

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