涼宮ハヒルの憂鬱 (suzumiya hahiru no yuuutsu)
é¦å‚ç¾åˆ (Yuri Kousaka) as Hahiru.
Click on for more screenshots. Mostly safe for work, I think.

Meet Kyon. WTF?

OMG!

“There’s something stucked on your face.”

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tsun tsun tsun tsun tsun

Yes, this is really (supposed to be) Kyon

And that guy is in high school? How many times did he get retained?

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Pssst. That’s Ryouko!

“Here’s the plan: you hold her down while I…”

“watashi wa omoun dakedo…“

Dear Japan: some things only work in anime…

“I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”

Yuki lawl

lawl

lawl

For some reason, there isn’t any sex with “Ryouko”.
Maybe because she’s fugly

“Here’s some porn. Go fap and stop disturbing me.”

That’s Mikuru… I mean “Miruku”.

Miruku Asahina. Got milk?

Totally not loli enough

“Mi-Mi-Miruku Beam!”

“Wow. Haruhi porn! Let me click on that torrent.”

“So smoooooth.”

As you can probably imagine, this is where Mikuru Miruku gets raped

Pantsu! Pantsu! Pantsu!

Ryouko is…

…a nutcase

Awesome setting, note the fluorescent light tubes

“No one messes around with my sex toy!”

Awesome effects

Hollywood-level A++++ SUPER ZOMFG

＿|￣|O

How the FUCK is this Mikuru Miruku!?

Oh wait, she has proof

…Itsuki. Really

…Sealed Dimension. Really

……

“MOE!!!“

“MOE NANDAYO! PONI- TE-RU GA!!!“

Bad acting, awful casting, crappy budget. But it was funny, sometimes intentionally too. Just enough to make me wonder what an official live action adaptation of Haruhi would be like.

P.S. You can torrent Hahiru from #moe if you dare…

The Japanese porn industry has finally caught on with the Haruhi craze. Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuuutsu will be released on DVD in stores nationwide on 15 Dec for the price of ï¿¥3,990 (tax inclusive). That’s hella cheaper than what Haruhi DVDs go for…

WARNING: FULL VERSION NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Ignoring the explicit depiction of sexual intercourse, the cover design is almost exactly like the limited edition cover design of Yuuutsu Vol.1.

Ah, is there anything that hasn’t been turned into porn by those crazy Japanese? (That’s a rhetorical question BTW)

Continue reading for some work-safe pictures of the promo clip.

Yuri Kousaka (é¦å‚ç¾åˆ) stars as Haruhi Hahiru.

“Ohhhh I’m so horny…”

“Just look at the red stuff coming out of my pantsu.”

“Mmmmm… sausage.”

“Stop eating your bentou and fuck me!”

WTF?

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in the video either. Please don’t ask me. You can watch it for yourself on the website.

As you can see the promo video has just the right amounts of cock-teasing and WTF-ness to make it work! It’s so brilliant, it’s like a work of art. ;_;

Japan never fails to live up to every expectation.

P.S. Max Factory’s new 1/8 Haruhi PVC figure is so much win.

Hobbystock added it to their catalogue today and they have already stopped taking any more preorders. Getting my hands on one of these will be a bitch.