{"id":49,"date":"2005-11-22T21:09:26","date_gmt":"2005-11-22T13:09:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2005\/11\/22\/doa-movie-trailer\/"},"modified":"2006-10-29T09:58:13","modified_gmt":"2006-10-29T01:58:13","slug":"doa-movie-trailer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2005\/11\/22\/doa-movie-trailer\/","title":{"rendered":"DOA Movie Trailer"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just watched the trailer for the movie adaptation of Dead or Alive<\/strong>. It ain’t pretty.<\/p>\n

\"Title\"<\/p>\n

Sure, DOA isn’t exactly the greatest game ever or anything, but I still have to pay my respect to yet another video game that has fallen victim to Hollywood idiocy. Click to see the rest of the screen caps.<\/p>\n

General Advisory<\/strong>: May cause blindness.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\n\"Crap\"
\nWTF?<\/p>\n

\n\"More
\nWTF happened to Kasumi?<\/p>\n

\n\"Even
\nWTF is this one?<\/p>\n

\n\"Please,
\nWTF are they using katana?<\/p>\n

\n\"Oh
\nKill Bill 3? WTF?<\/p>\n

\n\"Holy
\nWTF?<\/p>\n

\n\"Okay,
\nShe’s no Japanese<\/em> ninja! WTF?<\/p>\n

\n\"Really.\"
\nLooking more and more like Kill Bill! WTF?<\/p>\n

I warned you, didn’t I?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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