{"id":556,"date":"2006-10-26T20:25:48","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T12:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2006\/10\/26\/suzumiya-hahiru-no-yuuutsu\/"},"modified":"2007-11-22T17:48:11","modified_gmt":"2007-11-22T09:48:11","slug":"suzumiya-hahiru-no-yuuutsu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2006\/10\/26\/suzumiya-hahiru-no-yuuutsu\/","title":{"rendered":"Suzumiya “Hahiru” no Yuuutsu"},"content":{"rendered":"

The title is NOT<\/strong> a typo.<\/p>\n

The Japanese porn industry has finally caught on with the Haruhi craze. Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuuutsu<\/strong> will be released on DVD in stores nationwide on 15 Dec for the price of \u00ef\u00bf\u00a53,990 (tax inclusive). That’s hella cheaper than what Haruhi DVDs go for…<\/p>\n

\"Hahiru\"
\nWARNING: FULL VERSION NOT SAFE FOR WORK<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Ignoring the explicit depiction of sexual intercourse, the cover design is almost exactly like the limited edition cover design of Yuuutsu Vol.1.<\/p>\n

Ah, is there anything that hasn’t been turned into porn by those crazy Japanese? (That’s a rhetorical question BTW)<\/p>\n

Continue reading for some work-safe pictures of the promo clip.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Yuri Kousaka (\u00e9\u00a6\u2122\u00e5\u009d\u201a\u00e7\u2122\u00be\u00e5\u0090\u02c6) stars as Haruhi<\/strike> Hahiru.<\/p>\n

\"Haruhi\"
\n“Ohhhh I’m so horny…”<\/p>\n

\"Hahiru\"
\n“Just look at the red stuff coming out of my pantsu.”<\/p>\n

\"Hahiru\"
\n“Mmmmm… sausage.”<\/p>\n

\"Hahiru\"
\n“Stop eating your bentou and fuck me!”<\/p>\n

\"Hahiru\"
\nWTF?<\/p>\n

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in the video either. Please don’t ask me. You can watch it for yourself on the website<\/a>.<\/p>\n

As you can see the promo video has just the right amounts of cock-teasing and WTF-ness to make it work! It’s so brilliant, it’s like a work of art. ;_;<\/p>\n

Japan never fails to live up to every expectation.<\/p>\n

P.S.<\/strong> Max Factory’s new 1\/8 Haruhi PVC figure is so much win.<\/p>\n

\"Haruhi<\/a><\/p>\n

Hobbystock<\/a> added it to their catalogue today and they have already stopped taking any more preorders. Getting my hands on one of these will be a bitch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The title is NOT a typo. The Japanese porn industry has finally caught on with the Haruhi craze. Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuuutsu will be released on DVD in stores nationwide on 15 Dec for the price of \u00ef\u00bf\u00a53,990 (tax inclusive). … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,28],"tags":[19,23,161,678,179],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}