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I present to you my greatest masterpiece ever, after the jump.<\/p>\n
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otaku lifestyle crisis<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n a pile of unplayed ero-games, weekend, spent on php<\/a>, preorders, forgotten until time for release. otaku lifestyle crisis, <\/em><\/p>\n \u00ef\u00bd\u017e fin. \u00ef\u00bd\u017e<\/p>\n \u00ef\u00bc\u00bf|\u00ef\u00bf\u00a3|O<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I present to you my greatest masterpiece ever, after the jump.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,14],"tags":[21,25,60,1098,30,26,429,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=618"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\na dozen series, a long long way.
\ndisk space, less than one tenth free,
\nwallet, emptied to pay for plastic things.
\nschool holidays this time is supposed to be,
\nwhy is my calendar packed like cans of sardines?<\/p>\n
\nweekdays, booked from dawn till dusk.
\nnus<\/a> is a nice place to be,
\nbut that project deadline will soon pass.
\njlpt<\/a> on december three,
\nmaybe i should get started on that task…<\/p>\n
\nfigurines, all made in china, priced in yen.
\nmaybe i shouldn’t have bought those haruhi dvds<\/a>,
\nonly when the orders ship, do you feel the pain.
\ncurse amazon jp<\/a> and its fiendish schemes,
\nproduct recommendations<\/a> and nhk<\/a> be my bane.<\/p>\n
\ni need a money press and a time machine.<\/p>\n