{"id":635,"date":"2006-12-07T15:15:43","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T07:15:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2006\/12\/07\/the-dummys-guide-to-anime-blogging\/"},"modified":"2007-07-04T22:44:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-04T14:44:00","slug":"the-dummys-guide-to-anime-blogging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2006\/12\/07\/the-dummys-guide-to-anime-blogging\/","title":{"rendered":"[Insert Anime Title] – Episode [Insert No.]"},"content":{"rendered":"
The Dummy’s Guide to Anime Blogging. (Inspired by bluemist<\/a>.) Achieve Internet fame in just 23.52 seconds!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n [Insert Brief Episode Summary]<\/p>\n Important<\/strong>: Drop vague hints to entice the reader [Insert Continue Reading Button]<\/p>\n [Insert Detailed Episode Summary]<\/p>\n Important<\/strong>: Do not actually summarize; retell the whole episode [Insert In-depth Analysis]<\/p>\n Optional<\/strong>: Criticize the bad fansubbing [Insert Fanboy\/girl Remarks]<\/p>\n Important<\/strong>: Must include at least ONE character worship [Insert Humorous Remarks]<\/p>\n
\nOptional<\/strong>: Insert the funniest screencap from the episode<\/p>\n
\nImportant<\/strong>: Must include spoilers to prove that you have understood the story<\/p>\n
\nImportant<\/strong>: Above point NOT<\/strong> optional if subbed by Doremi<\/a>
\nOptional<\/strong>: Literary analysis
\nOptional<\/strong>: Relate episode to real-life experiences<\/p>\n
\nImportant<\/strong>: Must include at least ONE picture from danbooru<\/a> of said character
\nOptional<\/strong>: Include the use of words like “fap”, “hawt” and “seksi”
\nOptional<\/strong>: Insult the characters you hate<\/p>\n