{"id":635,"date":"2006-12-07T15:15:43","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T07:15:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2006\/12\/07\/the-dummys-guide-to-anime-blogging\/"},"modified":"2007-07-04T22:44:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-04T14:44:00","slug":"the-dummys-guide-to-anime-blogging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2006\/12\/07\/the-dummys-guide-to-anime-blogging\/","title":{"rendered":"[Insert Anime Title] – Episode [Insert No.]"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Dummy’s Guide to Anime Blogging. (Inspired by bluemist<\/a>.) Achieve Internet fame in just 23.52 seconds!<\/p>\n

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[Insert Brief Episode Summary]<\/p>\n

Important<\/strong>: Drop vague hints to entice the reader
\nOptional<\/strong>: Insert the funniest screencap from the episode<\/p>\n

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\n\"Screencap\"Screencap<\/p>\n

[Insert Continue Reading Button]<\/p>\n

[Insert Detailed Episode Summary]<\/p>\n

Important<\/strong>: Do not actually summarize; retell the whole episode
\nImportant<\/strong>: Must include spoilers to prove that you have understood the story<\/p>\n

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\n\"Screencap\"Screencap<\/p>\n

[Insert In-depth Analysis]<\/p>\n

Optional<\/strong>: Criticize the bad fansubbing
\nImportant<\/strong>: Above point NOT<\/strong> optional if subbed by Doremi<\/a>
\nOptional<\/strong>: Literary analysis
\nOptional<\/strong>: Relate episode to real-life experiences<\/p>\n

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\n\"Screencap\"Screencap<\/p>\n

[Insert Fanboy\/girl Remarks]<\/p>\n

Important<\/strong>: Must include at least ONE character worship
\nImportant<\/strong>: Must include at least ONE picture from danbooru<\/a> of said character
\nOptional<\/strong>: Include the use of words like “fap”, “hawt” and “seksi”
\nOptional<\/strong>: Insult the characters you hate<\/p>\n

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\n\"Screencap\"Screencap<\/p>\n

[Insert Humorous Remarks]<\/p>\n

Optional<\/strong>: Humour
\nOptional<\/strong>: Link to latest 4chan<\/a> meme<\/p>\n

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\n\"Screencap\"Screencap<\/p>\n

[Insert Conclusion]<\/p>\n

Important<\/strong>: Insert more screencaps if insufficient
\nImportant<\/strong>: There must be enough screencaps to reproduce the entire episode sans audio if user scrolls down your post fast enough (24 FPS should do it)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Dummy’s Guide to Anime Blogging. (Inspired by bluemist.) Achieve Internet fame in just 23.52 seconds!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1088,586,720,112],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}