{"id":676,"date":"2007-01-02T15:34:29","date_gmt":"2007-01-02T07:34:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2007\/01\/02\/the-perfect-cd-for-your-masochistic-self\/"},"modified":"2007-01-02T18:19:26","modified_gmt":"2007-01-02T10:19:26","slug":"the-perfect-cd-for-your-masochistic-self","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2007\/01\/02\/the-perfect-cd-for-your-masochistic-self\/","title":{"rendered":"The perfect CD for your masochistic self"},"content":{"rendered":"
Do you love tsundere girls? Especially when they go tsuntsun? Well, here’s the perfect CD for you then!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n This is the second instalment of Ciffon<\/a>‘s \u00e5\u00a6\u201e\u00e6\u0192\u00b3 (mousou<\/em>)<\/span> series. Basically each CD has a specific theme and 12 seiyuu (mostly newbies) each read out a 101-line script based on that theme. The theme for this CD is “Oshikari<\/em>” or “scolding”. Yeah, you read that right. This CD contains 1200+ lines of girls scolding you. :P<\/p>\n The best part of the CD is that it has Shizuka Itou<\/a> (Tamaki Kousaka from ToHeart2<\/strong>) voicing the first track. That was all it took to convince me to buy this CD from Neowing with my remaining membership points. Here’s Shizuka-sama’s track:<\/p>\n[audio:shizuka.mp3]\n Below are all 101 lines with my translation. All twelve tracks use the same 101 lines.<\/p>\n Tama-nee never fails to bring out my inner M. <3<\/p>\n The first Mousou CD was Oniichan<\/a> and, as you can probably imagine, features all the trademark little sister lines. Perfect gift for your siscon\/lolicon friends.<\/p>\n You can order Oshikari CD<\/a> and Oniichan CD<\/a> from Amazon Japan.<\/p>\n OSHIKARI PUNCH!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00e5\u00a6\u201e\u00e6\u0192\u00b3\u00e3\u0192\u0153\u00e3\u201a\u00a4\u00e3\u201a\u00b9CD\u00e7\u00ac\u00ac\u00e4\u00ba\u0152\u00e5\u00bc\u00be\u00e3\u20ac\u0152\u00e3\u0081\u0160\u00e3\u0081\u2014\u00e3\u0081\u2039\u00e3\u201a\u0160CD\u00e3\u20ac\u008d Mousou Voice CD Vol.2 “Oshikari CD” Do you love tsundere girls? Especially when they go tsuntsun? Well, here’s the perfect CD for you then!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[28],"tags":[75,326,112,501,502,497,22],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n\u00e5\u00a6\u201e\u00e6\u0192\u00b3\u00e3\u0192\u0153\u00e3\u201a\u00a4\u00e3\u201a\u00b9CD\u00e7\u00ac\u00ac\u00e4\u00ba\u0152\u00e5\u00bc\u00be\u00e3\u20ac\u0152\u00e3\u0081\u0160\u00e3\u0081\u2014\u00e3\u0081\u2039\u00e3\u201a\u0160CD\u00e3\u20ac\u008d
\nMousou Voice CD Vol.2 “Oshikari CD”<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
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\n\u00c2\u00bb Alright, let’s begin. Please accept my feelings, okay?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb How should I know that?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb That’s enough. I don’t know you anymore.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I give up! And to think that I trusted you!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I’ll never forgive you! I won’t ever forget this!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I’m sick of this.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Stop that nonsense!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Are you stupid!?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I hate brats.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb What a weirdo, unbelievable.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Disgusting…<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Yuck~<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Keep crawling on the ground for the rest of your life.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I never knew you were such a person.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I’m sick of you, just die.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Look at what you’ve done! I can’t believe this.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I hate you!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You idiot!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Is there something wrong with your head?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb If you can’t comprehend my words, how about I tell it to your body?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Don’t make me hit you, I’ll make sure it hurts.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Hey! How long do you plan to keep sleeping? I’m going to kick you if you don’t wake up now!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Moron.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Hey, don’t do that.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb There’s no remedy for stupidity.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I warned you before, don’t come close to me!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I don’t want to see your face. Don’t talk to me ever again.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You are 100 years too early to speak to me.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Jeez, I’m getting angry now.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Love and hate are two sides of the same paper. Please remember my words, okay?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You are so square!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb That’s enough, apologize now!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Why are you such a wimp?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I was a fool for believing in you all this time.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I’ll say it as many times as it takes. Don’t do that!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb No, I am merely giving you a warning.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb What insolence! How dare you do that!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Fool! Who do you take me for?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Stop depending on me and do it yourself.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Naughty boys require punishments.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Don’t you feel remorse for letting down humanity?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb And to think that I loved you…<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I really hate you!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb *punch* *punch* *punch*<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Which do you prefer? Hurry up and pick.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Pfft. I’m not going to listen to your anymore.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You look otaku.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Don’t look at me like that.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I won’t forgive you if you do it again.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You are really hopeless.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You just keep putting on weight. I don’t care anymore.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I am not worrying for you sake, got it?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb This has reached the point of no return.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Quiet, shut up!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Please don’t come near me ever again.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb That’s enough, I am not interested.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Why don’t you get it? It won’t work no matter how much you try.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I am too appalled to respond to that.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb No! You can’t do that!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Don’t come close to me, you’re filthy.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You are the cause of all this. It’s your responsibility. <\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You, enough with the nonsense.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb If you think I’ll always be with you, you are mistaken.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You said you could handle it! Coward.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Don’t turn around until I say it’s okay.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb How many times do I have to show you? Even a monkey could’ve done it by now.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb How many days are you planning to work overnight? Your body is going to collapse.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Tired already? I won’t let you off yet.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I hate you! Don’t let me see your face again!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb It’s because you always say such things that people treat you like a kid.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I don’t want to be associated with you.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You bastard! Don’t destroy our fields!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You are mistaken if you think I’ll always forgive you with a smile.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb This is revenge for that person!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Special move, Oshikari Punch! Take this!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Kick! Punch! Chop! Still want more?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Stop being so frivolous.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb No! Not in a million years!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I’m tired of this. I give up.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I don’t get bored when I’m with you. Not in a good way.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Just say it, you love being scolded don’t you?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb It’s scolding time!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb If you don’t listen to what I tell you, I won’t like you any more.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb This is far from being enough to make me happy.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Ready? I’ll only say it one more time.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Someday you will incur divine wrath, you scoundrel!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You can’t even do this yourself? You are really helpless without me.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You are the one at fault!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Don’t you understand my feelings?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I’ll tell on you! I’ll tell on you no matter what!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb At this rate you’ll never find a girlfriend for the rest of your life.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You believe in such things? Are you an idiot?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb So, you came back after all. But I’m not going to forgive you.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You want more? You want more? You want more?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I can’t do anything even if you cry. It’s not like I don’t feel like crying.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Don’t throw it out!<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I-It’s not like I like you or anything.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb I say this because I care for you.<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb Looks like you managed to hold on till the end. Do you hate me now?<\/li>\n
\n\u00c2\u00bb You really are hopeless. I’ll forgive you, but just this time got it?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n