{"id":80,"date":"2006-01-03T17:34:22","date_gmt":"2006-01-03T09:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2006\/01\/03\/first-day\/"},"modified":"2007-12-19T19:10:31","modified_gmt":"2007-12-19T11:10:31","slug":"first-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2006\/01\/03\/first-day\/","title":{"rendered":"First Day"},"content":{"rendered":"
Just returned from the first day of hell<\/span> a new school year. It’s the highlight of every year. Bestest<\/em> day ever. I love school. School rocks.<\/p>\n But anyway, just one more year till I get out of this hellhole and move into the one next door. God bless escalator school promotion.<\/p>\n I know it’s a bit late, but I was busy playing WoW, so here’re my new year resolutions for 2006! Waaaai! In descending order of importance, we have:<\/p>\n That is all. I do realize that most of my other resolutions are in direct conflict with No. 2… Oh well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Just returned from the first day of hell a new school year. It’s the highlight of every year. Bestest day ever. I love school. School rocks. But anyway, just one more year till I get out of this hellhole and … Continue reading \n