{"id":902,"date":"2007-09-18T00:00:49","date_gmt":"2007-09-17T16:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2007\/09\/18\/social-life-calculus\/"},"modified":"2007-09-19T13:09:23","modified_gmt":"2007-09-19T05:09:23","slug":"social-life-calculus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2007\/09\/18\/social-life-calculus\/","title":{"rendered":"Social Life Calculus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have uncovered the secret law of the universe. Click to find out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"caption\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/17_social_life_calculus.gif\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/17_social_life_calculus2.jpg\" alt=\"Social Life Calculus\" style=\"height:350px; width:350px; border:0;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-sa\/3.0\/\" rel=\"license\"><img src=\"http:\/\/i.creativecommons.org\/l\/by-nc-sa\/3.0\/88x31.png\" alt=\"Creative Commons License\" style=\"border-width:0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t get the joke, go study <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calculus.org\/\">calculus<\/a>. I should really be revising for my exams next week. I hate chemistry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have uncovered the secret law of the universe. Click to find out&#8230; If you don&#8217;t get the joke, go study calculus. I should really be revising for my exams next week. I hate chemistry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[632,112,633,631],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}