Wow. When I was in high school this guy I knew had to write a 2000 word essay on the history of war. He turned it 2 Xeroxed photos from his history book with a note saying, “Because a picture is worth a thousand words, I included two.” Failed the assignment, but the teacher was impressed.
FAKE!!! FAKKE!!! As is the response from typical picture sites. But this is damn cool, I’ll try something in school. Under someone else’s name of course.
But seriously, how cool would it be to come up with any essay imagined? Would have saved me several all-nighters of grief if I could just easily come up with one. And maybe give the damn professor an unlimited death by paper cuts.
NEVAR FORGET!
I saw the post he made the night before about (not) writing the essay. The responses were pretty helpful – for 4chan of course. Of course, this event spawned many spoof images, including the birth of the memes “See you in fall semester, Mike” and “Did you mean ‘bane’?” (in caps, lol).
I am the pen of my essay. Paper is my body, and the ink is my blood. I have created over a thousand essays.
Unaware of points. Nor aware of the grading system. Withstood long days to create many MLA type essays.
Waiting for one’s arrival.I have no regrets, this is the only path.
My whole life was “Unlimited Essay Works”.
Wow. When I was in high school this guy I knew had to write a 2000 word essay on the history of war. He turned it 2 Xeroxed photos from his history book with a note saying, “Because a picture is worth a thousand words, I included two.” Failed the assignment, but the teacher was impressed.
LOL! A++ work I tell you.
Omg~ Definately a A++!
That’s balls right there folks! Frickin’ awesome!
FAKE!!! FAKKE!!! As is the response from typical picture sites. But this is damn cool, I’ll try something in school. Under someone else’s name of course.
Hell. He got stickied in /a/.
Legendary stickied thread 4TW!
you make my friday DM :D
Hmm…. I guess this wasn’t for Engrish 101, eh?
But seriously, how cool would it be to come up with any essay imagined? Would have saved me several all-nighters of grief if I could just easily come up with one. And maybe give the damn professor an unlimited death by paper cuts.
omg, i laughed for a minute when i read this.. awesome stuff
A+++!!!
definitely deserved a prize for special talents!
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NEVAR FORGET!
I saw the post he made the night before about (not) writing the essay. The responses were pretty helpful – for 4chan of course. Of course, this event spawned many spoof images, including the birth of the memes “See you in fall semester, Mike” and “Did you mean ‘bane’?” (in caps, lol).
To quote the words of Nekketsu, “Awesomeness!”
Man I salute that guy’s stupidity bravery to ever submit an essay like that. Props to him!
A D+ score? wtf? Tell Mike to call his teacher to the backyard and once there, to summon Unlimited Essay Works and send him to hell.
Don’t EVER look down on Unlimited * Works.
Who said this was real to begin with? Could have been faked for all you know. ;)
If u think it’s fake, then expect to be surprised every now and then by 4chan.org
Absolutely genious. This couldn’t have been faked.
Boy abit late for this one… But HAHAHAHA… To bad I’m too “Good” boy in class to do that for my compos… Nearly laughed my head off…
Here’s my cheap imitation:
I am the pen of my essay. Paper is my body, and the ink is my blood. I have created over a thousand essays.
Unaware of points. Nor aware of the grading system. Withstood long days to create many MLA type essays.
Waiting for one’s arrival.I have no regrets, this is the only path.
My whole life was “Unlimited Essay Works”.
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I loved the reworking of the fate logo to have it say
Fall
Semester Mike
A+++ for humor and but definite fail for subject in my view. Some nerve though!
@deftoned – surely an apocryphal tale…?
I agree with the teacher – a very creative way to fail English class.
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