The Dummy’s Guide to Anime Blogging. (Inspired by bluemist.) Achieve Internet fame in just 23.52 seconds!
[Insert Brief Episode Summary]
Important: Drop vague hints to entice the reader
Optional: Insert the funniest screencap from the episode
[Insert Continue Reading Button]
[Insert Detailed Episode Summary]
Important: Do not actually summarize; retell the whole episode
Important: Must include spoilers to prove that you have understood the story
[Insert In-depth Analysis]
Optional: Criticize the bad fansubbing
Important: Above point NOT optional if subbed by Doremi
Optional: Literary analysis
Optional: Relate episode to real-life experiences
[Insert Fanboy/girl Remarks]
Important: Must include at least ONE character worship
Important: Must include at least ONE picture from danbooru of said character
Optional: Include the use of words like “fap”, “hawt” and “seksi”
Optional: Insult the characters you hate
[Insert Humorous Remarks]
Optional: Humour
Optional: Link to latest 4chan meme
[Insert Conclusion]
Important: Insert more screencaps if insufficient
Important: There must be enough screencaps to reproduce the entire episode sans audio if user scrolls down your post fast enough (24 FPS should do it)
Dude, you’re totally right. This was the best episode of [insert anime title] EVAR. [insert character name] was smokin’ HAWT.
[insert kudos at awesomeness][insert random witty comment]
Oh man. I lol’d at the last point.
Yeah, the last sentence was great
Burrowowl: Yeah I wish they release [Insert Character Name]’s [Insert Product] soon. She’s damn seksi!
kei-clone: LOL.
har har har >_>
[Insert Generic Laughter]
Damn, how can you leak out our Anime Blogging Trade Secrets?
Ouch, drama queen. You have declared war!
Looking at my stats, I can safely say that these measures do NOT guarantee internet fame.
You clearly do not have enough screenshots per post. :P
That is just brilliant.
“You clearly do not have enough screenshots per post. :P”
Ah! So that’s the problem. Internet fame here I come.
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Haha wtf ? :D I wonder if anyone actually blogs like that…well I can think of a few people…mendokuse!
Man, that [insert anime here] looks so good, I’ll check it out [insert specified date]
Congratulations! You win the internets!
LOL.
That dam template is t3h win.
[Insert In-depth Analysis] part got the most laughs from me =p
Most important one: Avoid any direct or indirect link to this post.
That means you should be blogging in Žemaitėška for example.
Rofl..cool template. Many internets too you.
Kei-clone wins. I bow down.
It’s a combination of Memento and AoMM where the first half is Garten’s gig and the second half is jason miao’s gig.
” [insert female character name] is tooo hawt in the screenshot [insert screenshot number] !!! She makes me wanna flap her (mother?) !
And [insert another female character name] is sooo seksi in the screenshot [insert screenshot number] !!!
Aaaah, I can’t wait next week episode !! ”
[LoL, XD, WTF, of whatever ~]
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nice one Darkmirage!
the funny thing is, just change the 2×2 screen caps into column of 2-3 photos, add a lot more character worship, and you’ve got a [Insert make]’s [Insert Character Name] [Insert model number] – Figure review.
Ha. Noob. I use SIX screencaps to start it off.
haha ~~ that was uber funnie
Right omo, it’s a versatile template. :3
That’s good one… To think that you could think something like this.. XD
Haha I’m gonna try this next time I do some summary on *insert anime title* xD Cool guide. *insert random prop message*
>>[Insert witty comment from above]
[Insert witty retort]
[Insert random new witty comment]
Well, it works, so what’s so funny?
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very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
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I have read this somewhere, but that one was written in a different style.
I find your spelling of “humour” and “humorous” interesting and inconsistent.
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