Screencaps from Suzumiya “Hahiru” (SFW)

Still remember that live action Haruhi porn video? Well, it’s out. It ain’t pretty, but it sure is hilarious. It even has all the important memorable lines from the original!

Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuuutsu

涼宮ハヒルの憂鬱 (suzumiya hahiru no yuuutsu)
香坂百合 (Yuri Kousaka) as Hahiru.
Click on for more screenshots. Mostly safe for work, I think.

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Meet Kyon. WTF?

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OMG!

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“There’s something stucked on your face.”

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CLOSE

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UP

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tsun tsun tsun tsun tsun

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Yes, this is really (supposed to be) Kyon

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And that guy is in high school? How many times did he get retained?

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Monday

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Tuesday

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Wednesday

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Thursday

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Friday

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Saturday

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Pssst. That’s Ryouko!

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“Here’s the plan: you hold her down while I…”

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watashi wa omoun dakedo…

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Dear Japan: some things only work in anime…

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“I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”

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Yuki lawl

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lawl

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lawl

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For some reason, there isn’t any sex with “Ryouko”.
Maybe because she’s fugly

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“Here’s some porn. Go fap and stop disturbing me.”

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That’s Mikuru… I mean “Miruku”.

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Miruku Asahina. Got milk?

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Totally not loli enough

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“Mi-Mi-Miruku Beam!”

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“Wow. Haruhi porn! Let me click on that torrent.”

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“So smoooooth.”

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As you can probably imagine, this is where Mikuru Miruku gets raped

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Pantsu! Pantsu! Pantsu!

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Ryouko is…

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…a nutcase

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Awesome setting, note the fluorescent light tubes

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“No one messes around with my sex toy!”

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Awesome effects

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Hollywood-level A++++ SUPER ZOMFG

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_| ̄|O

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How the FUCK is this Mikuru Miruku!?

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Oh wait, she has proof

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…Itsuki. Really

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…Sealed Dimension. Really

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……

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MOE!!!

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MOE NANDAYO! PONI- TE-RU GA!!!

Bad acting, awful casting, crappy budget. But it was funny, sometimes intentionally too. Just enough to make me wonder what an official live action adaptation of Haruhi would be like.

P.S. You can torrent Hahiru from #moe if you dare…

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73 Responses to Screencaps from Suzumiya “Hahiru” (SFW)

  1. jeremy says:

    i showed my friends the SFW screenshots in school… It was SOO powerful that they LAUGH OUT REALLY LOUD when they saw the pretty face of Itsuki. and dun worry, your pic are all so powerful…rly……LOL~~~~~

    its damn strong……

  2. emujei says:

    hey.. the other guy.. kyon’s friend

    he’s the guy from the FSN pron

  3. Kenneth says:

    Wtf. The casting is really bad, so are the effects. They dont look like they are from High School. Their a bunch of geezers 0.0

  4. Milkdrinklink says:

    Like part where Miruku gave teh blowjobs.

  5. Tyrenol says:

    Outside of the old guys being way too God damned old, it did pretty good for a sexual parody of one of the most popular anime titles known in Japan.

    But you know… I think that first sex scene wasn’t with Hahiru but with somebody else. Either Ryouko or “Nyoro~n.”

    Posted you on my LiveJournal. Thanks a bunch!

  6. LoserEXE says:

    HAHAHAHHAHA… No way I only can watch it heading home from school (1 and a half hours from home) or at school, All boys ahahaha… Not downloading it I think… Maybe who knows? Direct downloads?

  7. KLoWn says:

    Seed people!, i NEED to see this! =O

  8. heavenANDhell says:

    lol, at least Hauhi and Yuki looks hot! XD

    Man, what’s next? Prince of Tennis yaoi live action pron? lol

  9. SAndanto says:

    I didn’t see any of this porno when I saw it
    and anyway I’m only 12

  10. Slo-mo-ko says:

    Is this what you do?!?!

  11. vampelle says:

    were can i get the subtitle for it? as i download in mp4 format and 500mb size

  12. Tyrenol says:

    It had some cool sex considering that all of the guys are so fugly. But hey. Screwability reigns over looks. Right? -_-;

    But yeah. If I had to rate the girls: Yuki > Haruhi > Miruku = Ryoko. (Ryoko gets a point up for being nutcase.)

  13. animekiller says:

    wat website to download it for free?

  14. t39 says:

    seed!people.thx

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